it’s hard to express how disheartening it is to be middle eastern in nyc right now. i will never understand someone using this to score cheap political points.

i am truly never going to understand how it’s possible to have so little familiarity with a company you chose to buy. did he think it was the AP?

in an era of dystopian headlines, this still feels next level.

tony soprano would be so proud.

carlos watson has released a statement thanking president trump for “his unwavering commitment to fairness and justice for those who have been wrongfully targeted.”

sometimes small details make a story sing.

happy christmas week from dolly. she’s ready for even more naps and treats. #dogsofinstagram

i regret to report that i have fallen down the rabbit hole on the muppet history twitter account scandal and i think everyone should know that one of the accusations is “talking down, telling someone even they aren't a real muppet page.”

this is dolly. she would like some tummy scratches please.

this is all i have to offer on any platform.