Corinne Corrigan
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Corinne Corrigan
@banffbrat.bsky.social
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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I am a lady with the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor.

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Plus, don't DM me. This isn't plenty of fucking fish.
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February 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hear that. I've been on disability for a little over 5 years now. I despise it, but I can't say that it doesn't come with a few weird benefits. I just miss working. Having a fucking purpose.
February 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Glad you're finding something that works!!
February 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
AHH, legalization was so good here. But it's still so much cheaper to find a black market dealer. Gummies are my savior! THC for surviving the day, then THC & CBD for a half-decent sleep. I've also done the oxy & morphine & trams & percs. Thankfully, no more prescription meds except my inhalers now.
February 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm so sorry you're facing that. Fibromyalgia is just awful!! The compression fracture I can totally relate to! Have had many over the years. CBD or THC for pain management?
February 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Lmao!! Pretty much! So I just ditched the man!
February 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have a degenerative spinal column. And only 20% capacity in my left lung. So, I'm rocking it! 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Lol... two sons were happy accidents. Three more stepsons (two surviving). Fourteen grandchildren. Fucking Irish Catholics will get preggers no matter what birth control is used! 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bahahaha!! You're the Norwegian me!! 😹🤣
February 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Omigoodness, that is a LOT of floof, indeed!! You must have the patience of a saint! 🤣
February 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hahaha! I have four weirdos who run my life. All of them are furry and have four legs. 😻😹
February 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you're not a Trumpanzee or a pedophile, then I'm pretty sure we could be friends. 👋🤣💖
February 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Oh! Isn't that the worst?? I've lost a bunch of cool friends (or those I thought would be friends) to others. I'm sorry to hear you've been down that road, too. And you're 100% right! I heart my online friends just as much as my "IRL" ones. 💖
February 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This was exactly the laugh I needed this morning!!! I want to smoosh that belly!! 🤣
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Dante is rolling in his grave, I'm sure.
February 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Coffee and Bailey's, cigarettes, and an oh-so scrumptious yummy gummy!

#wakeandbake
#MondayFunday
February 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wow. Seriously?? Sober the fuck up and rethink what you just posted. If this is what you believe, then maybe *you're* the weakness here.
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This is why some mothers eat their young.
February 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM