Bandit
@banditriskofrain.bsky.social
I’m a thief - not a plumber. Of course I’m bringing my coat.
https://banditsreallyepic.straw.page/
https://banditsreallyepic.straw.page/
Oh sweet lord…. You shouldn’t have. I will add this to my beautiful collection
November 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Oh sweet lord…. You shouldn’t have. I will add this to my beautiful collection
Well, thank you very much. It means a lot
November 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Well, thank you very much. It means a lot
Get the crowbars clean. I’ll watch. Very closely.
October 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Get the crowbars clean. I’ll watch. Very closely.
(( hey buddy..!!!!
October 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
(( hey buddy..!!!!
I guess I should be thanking you… damn I look pretty. Almost too pretty…
October 25, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I guess I should be thanking you… damn I look pretty. Almost too pretty…
What is your god damn obsession with my head? It ain’t THAT bad is it?
October 24, 2024 at 8:32 PM
What is your god damn obsession with my head? It ain’t THAT bad is it?
…maybe I’d wear it.
October 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
…maybe I’d wear it.
Do you want to get backstabbed
October 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Do you want to get backstabbed
I ain’t BALD I have a BANDANA ON because it got HOT OUTSIDE!!
October 22, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I ain’t BALD I have a BANDANA ON because it got HOT OUTSIDE!!
Great to see you too. Miner, I think? Sorry if I get the wrong person. My mind has been really hazy lately, not to mention I’m having some… personal problems with a few of my crowbars. Taking a toll… anywho, hope we can chat again soon. You have a good one now.
October 21, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Great to see you too. Miner, I think? Sorry if I get the wrong person. My mind has been really hazy lately, not to mention I’m having some… personal problems with a few of my crowbars. Taking a toll… anywho, hope we can chat again soon. You have a good one now.
You son of a NICE LADY!! Fine, whatever, just keep it. Not like I want it anyway…
October 21, 2024 at 9:21 AM
You son of a NICE LADY!! Fine, whatever, just keep it. Not like I want it anyway…
You leave my damn crowbars alone. They’re mine.
October 21, 2024 at 5:40 AM
You leave my damn crowbars alone. They’re mine.
This is so beautiful… I’m glad you were able to capture how beautiful the crowbar looked during our wedding. I look damn good too, obviously.
October 21, 2024 at 1:10 AM
This is so beautiful… I’m glad you were able to capture how beautiful the crowbar looked during our wedding. I look damn good too, obviously.
(( I’m so sorry… you can dm me if you’d like and I can post it 😭
October 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
(( I’m so sorry… you can dm me if you’d like and I can post it 😭
GOD DAMN IT!! I’M GONNA GET YOU, YOU FREAKY BASTARDS!!
October 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
GOD DAMN IT!! I’M GONNA GET YOU, YOU FREAKY BASTARDS!!
(( I do actually have a video of the jet packs but it’s not me dying, but you get the point
October 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
(( I do actually have a video of the jet packs but it’s not me dying, but you get the point
(( I don’t have and video proof I don’t think of the jet packs but here’s me getting obliterated
October 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
(( I don’t have and video proof I don’t think of the jet packs but here’s me getting obliterated