A mysterious stump on the edge of town occasionally whispering Ao3 fanfic updates and fandom garbage from the dark, hollow cavity at its center
“You’re married?”
“No! No, not anymore, not for a long time.”
“Syphilis?”
“Stop—guessing."
“You’re married?”
“No! No, not anymore, not for a long time.”
“Syphilis?”
“Stop—guessing."