🩹 mr. bump! 💙
@bandagebearer.bsky.social
"Ow!"
a slapstick muse; mr. bump from the mr. men series! canon divergence ahead!
a friendly little guy with ANOLMOLOUSLY HORRENDOUS LUCK! every kind of accident you can think of? he went through that.
mun: 20, no lewd rp cuz he's silly + has a wife
a slapstick muse; mr. bump from the mr. men series! canon divergence ahead!
a friendly little guy with ANOLMOLOUSLY HORRENDOUS LUCK! every kind of accident you can think of? he went through that.
mun: 20, no lewd rp cuz he's silly + has a wife
Pinned
Oh, yeah...
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
"Well, that's what the turrets and security droids are for," he says with a smile. Static defenses, to the rescue!
"Some Multiverse folks can teleport around our best security..." Deep breaths, deep breaths, must not rage about hax! "...But we can at least keep out mundane miscreants."
"Some Multiverse folks can teleport around our best security..." Deep breaths, deep breaths, must not rage about hax! "...But we can at least keep out mundane miscreants."
December 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh, yeah...
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
[He knows someone who can do anything "logically" impossible in the normal world. Or he must, cause he doesn't sound very surprised.]
Well, it'd still be nice to relax sometimes-!! I can't even say how long this has been happening..
[A tree that is about to fall down on him. Uh oh.]
Reposted by 🩹 mr. bump! 💙
💙 if you want to bear personal witness to mr bump's luck in interactions :3
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
a blue and white cartoon character with a striped shirt on
ALT: a blue and white cartoon character with a striped shirt on
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December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
💙 if you want to bear personal witness to mr bump's luck in interactions :3
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
reply to be the CAUSE of some of the luck >:3 (not EXCESSIVELY so. he's been around since the 1970s with the same gimmick he really needs breaks lol)
and I guess repost for visibility idk
[Still having some cartoony stars around his head, but they go away, which allows him to think.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
"...Maybe my co-workers and I could make you a Flat Room With Nothing Harmful In It? So that you could, even if briefly, take a break from your bad luck?"
He sketches up a comfy, padded, sphere-shaped room, with no feasible way any sapient could injure themselves in it.
He sketches up a comfy, padded, sphere-shaped room, with no feasible way any sapient could injure themselves in it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
[Still having some cartoony stars around his head, but they go away, which allows him to think.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
Uh-
Whew.. um. That would be nice! But what if someone finds it and brings the pain TO me-?
[A slapstick mascot, something this being definitely is, is a tempting target for the ill-intentioned.]
It's mostly just HORRIBLE luck I can't seem to shake, to the point where these bandages are iconic!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
"That is... HIGHLY unfortunate!"
What does one even SAY to that?
"Do some nasty people bully you? Are you just cursed with an unfortunately-weak constitution?"
What does one even SAY to that?
"Do some nasty people bully you? Are you just cursed with an unfortunately-weak constitution?"
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's mostly just HORRIBLE luck I can't seem to shake, to the point where these bandages are iconic!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
[Rubbing his little head. It mostly hurts there right now.]
Earlier, I got hurt by a rake. During winter!!
(( not sure if I'm cooking or not but it's a tiny bit personal lol
(( not to make this muse slightly deep- but I am SORT OF using him as a chronic pain metaphor?? sorta. except the pain is actually visible. it's like. people always see mr bump in pain, and some of them probably start to think it's either his fault or he's faking it
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
(( not sure if I'm cooking or not but it's a tiny bit personal lol
(( not to make this muse slightly deep- but I am SORT OF using him as a chronic pain metaphor?? sorta. except the pain is actually visible. it's like. people always see mr bump in pain, and some of them probably start to think it's either his fault or he's faking it
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
(( not to make this muse slightly deep- but I am SORT OF using him as a chronic pain metaphor?? sorta. except the pain is actually visible. it's like. people always see mr bump in pain, and some of them probably start to think it's either his fault or he's faking it
It's good for headaches, too...
[Leaning into the hand. More!]
[Leaning into the hand. More!]
"Yeah, I can do that more! being pet it really nice, I know."
... :)
[That made him happy. It also felt nice on his achy head.]
You think you could do that more?
[That made him happy. It also felt nice on his achy head.]
You think you could do that more?
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's good for headaches, too...
[Leaning into the hand. More!]
[Leaning into the hand. More!]
AaAAAAAAA--
[SCREAMING. That is until he fully processes what just happened. Calming down when he realizes he's been slowed to a halt before his pain gets doubled. He laughs slightly awkwardly.]
..oh, this? This is every Tuesday!
[SCREAMING. That is until he fully processes what just happened. Calming down when he realizes he's been slowed to a halt before his pain gets doubled. He laughs slightly awkwardly.]
..oh, this? This is every Tuesday!
His positronic brain reacting quickly, Lep hurls out a drone, which grabs the blue projectile in midair and decelerates him before he can hit the ground.
"A-are you alright?!"
"A-are you alright?!"
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
AaAAAAAAA--
[SCREAMING. That is until he fully processes what just happened. Calming down when he realizes he's been slowed to a halt before his pain gets doubled. He laughs slightly awkwardly.]
..oh, this? This is every Tuesday!
[SCREAMING. That is until he fully processes what just happened. Calming down when he realizes he's been slowed to a halt before his pain gets doubled. He laughs slightly awkwardly.]
..oh, this? This is every Tuesday!
... :)
[That made him happy. It also felt nice on his achy head.]
You think you could do that more?
[That made him happy. It also felt nice on his achy head.]
You think you could do that more?
"Yeah, so don't touch it. I got it."
Petting him softly.
Petting him softly.
Oh man! Yeah, that makes sense.
[Can't be vengeful without getting hurt, even.]
[Can't be vengeful without getting hurt, even.]
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
... :)
[That made him happy. It also felt nice on his achy head.]
You think you could do that more?
[That made him happy. It also felt nice on his achy head.]
You think you could do that more?
[Being a slapstick mascot, he is well acquainted with the sensation of pain.
It's sad in a way, but that's just his life!]
It's sad in a way, but that's just his life!]
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
[Being a slapstick mascot, he is well acquainted with the sensation of pain.
It's sad in a way, but that's just his life!]
It's sad in a way, but that's just his life!]
Oh man! Yeah, that makes sense.
[Can't be vengeful without getting hurt, even.]
[Can't be vengeful without getting hurt, even.]
"No, no, you'll hurt yourself. I'll give the coal away."
Yeah, and I'll throw the coal!!
[Maybe don't let him try to throw a big heavy thing.]
[Maybe don't let him try to throw a big heavy thing.]
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Oh man! Yeah, that makes sense.
[Can't be vengeful without getting hurt, even.]
[Can't be vengeful without getting hurt, even.]
Yeah, and I'll throw the coal!!
[Maybe don't let him try to throw a big heavy thing.]
[Maybe don't let him try to throw a big heavy thing.]
"If I catch you on the Bump Terrorizers list I'm telling Santa to give you the biggest chunk of coal."
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yeah, and I'll throw the coal!!
[Maybe don't let him try to throw a big heavy thing.]
[Maybe don't let him try to throw a big heavy thing.]
This is tiring.
:3
:3
December 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This is tiring.
:3
:3
(NC)
HEY NO GO AWAY--
[HE'S TERRIFIED HELLO.]
HEY NO GO AWAY--
[HE'S TERRIFIED HELLO.]
[ NC ]
OPWHA IS THAT A CHAINSAW
“Come again?” :)
NARRA NO YOU AREN’T EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT—
OPWHA IS THAT A CHAINSAW
“Come again?” :)
NARRA NO YOU AREN’T EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT—
(NC)
If my media wasn't PG...
If my media wasn't PG...
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
(NC)
HEY NO GO AWAY--
[HE'S TERRIFIED HELLO.]
HEY NO GO AWAY--
[HE'S TERRIFIED HELLO.]
(( dude we're gonna need some law enforcement just for mr bump's protection lmao
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
(( dude we're gonna need some law enforcement just for mr bump's protection lmao
(NC)
If my media wasn't PG...
If my media wasn't PG...
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
(NC)
If my media wasn't PG...
If my media wasn't PG...
(@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social)
[MR. BUMP IS HURTLING TO A LANDING NEARBY!
He's been punted in such a cartoonish way that it'll definitely hurt if he hits the ground...]
[MR. BUMP IS HURTLING TO A LANDING NEARBY!
He's been punted in such a cartoonish way that it'll definitely hurt if he hits the ground...]
December 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social)
[MR. BUMP IS HURTLING TO A LANDING NEARBY!
He's been punted in such a cartoonish way that it'll definitely hurt if he hits the ground...]
[MR. BUMP IS HURTLING TO A LANDING NEARBY!
He's been punted in such a cartoonish way that it'll definitely hurt if he hits the ground...]
I DON'T SUPPORT ANY OF THAT, ARE YOU KIDDING??
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I DON'T SUPPORT ANY OF THAT, ARE YOU KIDDING??
(( which muse wants to see him land in front of them from the punt lol
first come, first serve
first come, first serve
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
(( which muse wants to see him land in front of them from the punt lol
first come, first serve
first come, first serve
Y'know what they call me at the local ER?
A frequent flyer!
A frequent flyer!
December 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Y'know what they call me at the local ER?
A frequent flyer!
A frequent flyer!
(( MB Terrorizers: hurting him along with his luck already doing so! the attacks should not be excessively so, nor should it fall into heavy gore. just think of slapstick shenanigans. he cannot die!
MB protectors: reducing the amount of times he's hurt. possible conspiring against the terrorizers
MB protectors: reducing the amount of times he's hurt. possible conspiring against the terrorizers
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
(( MB Terrorizers: hurting him along with his luck already doing so! the attacks should not be excessively so, nor should it fall into heavy gore. just think of slapstick shenanigans. he cannot die!
MB protectors: reducing the amount of times he's hurt. possible conspiring against the terrorizers
MB protectors: reducing the amount of times he's hurt. possible conspiring against the terrorizers
Reposted by 🩹 mr. bump! 💙
Miss Whoops... :)
[He's blushy aw.]
She's the only other one with the same luck as me. It was meant to be!
[He's blushy aw.]
She's the only other one with the same luck as me. It was meant to be!
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Miss Whoops... :)
[He's blushy aw.]
She's the only other one with the same luck as me. It was meant to be!
[He's blushy aw.]
She's the only other one with the same luck as me. It was meant to be!
(( hey guys I just imagined the game grumps "I fired, then I missed" thing but being told by mr bump
you may enjoy that mental image :)
you may enjoy that mental image :)
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
(( hey guys I just imagined the game grumps "I fired, then I missed" thing but being told by mr bump
you may enjoy that mental image :)
you may enjoy that mental image :)
(( alright who wants sorted lol
December 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
(( alright who wants sorted lol