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a government client im doing contract work for in a historically democratic state wants me to remove every mention of lgbt people in their public research on substance use. and im very mad about it
October 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
had a nurse genuinely ask me "what is an STI test?" y'all we're not making it out of the tennessee education system
October 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I moved from Bulgaria to the US specifically to not get so much transphobia 😑 im boo boo the fool clown 🤡
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
DO NOT TRUST TRANS WOMEN ON DATING APPS!! they will only talk to you to get you to join their dnd campaign 😑
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
just heard a bell toll in the distance. lmao sucks to be the guy that's for
September 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
thank you so much to mexican and latino recipes for helping a broke bitch out rn i owe my life to you
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
yet another banger tonight
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Here's a compilation of some dating profiles that I found that really tickled me
September 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the European Journal of Research Methods for the Behavioral and Social Sciences has a really interesting abbreviation choice for their url
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
in a week im going to be doing 3 grad classes + my biostats thesis project + my job + my internship. 50/50 on if i abandon everything on my last semester to walk into the woods and live as a hermit so dw if you don't hear from me
August 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
gay people on my phone. this is your commander speaking. this is my last message for the people of planet earth. get a piece of pancake and smother it with cream cheese and marmalade immediately, folding it like a taco for easy consumption. thank you.
August 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
went to my local flea market today and immediately saw a swastika flag for sale. man i gotta get tf out of here 😭
August 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
OUGH. THIS IS SO GOOD!!!
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
we hangin
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
funniest part about moving to european country when I was younger was how during english class they docked me points for using American words like "color" or "sneakers"..... they really said we don't do that weird shit here
August 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
unthinkingly ate a dinner of brussel sprouts, corn, and an apple. im traveling back to the real beginning of agricultural society diets now that im getting older and everything else makes my stomach try to strangle me
July 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
real good contrasts going on in my recommended rn
July 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ive been thinking about who i would have been if i lived hundreds of years in the past; my life would have been worse but i would have definitely still tried to imagine a complicated gay drama between the animals i was herding. i would have recreated hannabal with nothing but two sheep and my autism
July 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
List of pickled foods - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
hoes love me for my night wrist brace. they go right up to me and ask "excuse me, I can't help but notice that you're wearing the-" "the cheap carpal tunnel prevention wrist brace? yeah." and then they swoon and i sigh, catching them (the hoes) before they hit the ground
July 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
currently browsing naruto fanart in the back of a gay club. sometimes there's no hope for some of us (us being the autism diagnosis)
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
almost threw up laughing so hard when me and my friend discussed the option of "uno reverse baby trapping" where someone gets pregnant to force the another person to stay in the relationship and then immediately gets an abortion when they get back together
July 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
im non binary but in the same way lesbian and gay men have lavender marriages. in the middle it's all just a gay performance where i do whatever the hell i want except when the government or my employers ask me questions
July 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
90% of biostatistics work is just stressing and doing 5 hours of research on if you're using the right formula
July 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
just told my roommate everything about the former workplace drama i was dragged into and the whole thing took 30 minutes and 7 facial expressions
June 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM