i went to beyonce again
July 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i went to beyonce again
i had fun at beyonce last night :)
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i had fun at beyonce last night :)
is there a grindr screenshot somewhere that says “crucify me with your dick” or am i misremembering 🧐
April 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
is there a grindr screenshot somewhere that says “crucify me with your dick” or am i misremembering 🧐
happy april 9th - today i’m thinking about that episode of arthur where their school burns down
April 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
happy april 9th - today i’m thinking about that episode of arthur where their school burns down
to know me is to know i love an em dash
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
to know me is to know i love an em dash
me to my boss today: i’m not feeling particularly fierce
March 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
me to my boss today: i’m not feeling particularly fierce
classic doing laundry mirror selfie
March 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
classic doing laundry mirror selfie
it would be really cool if the kids in 90s disney channel original movies smoked cigarettes
March 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
it would be really cool if the kids in 90s disney channel original movies smoked cigarettes
i solicit michael urie and becki newton for advice in this episode of the ugly betty rewatch podcast lol
March 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i solicit michael urie and becki newton for advice in this episode of the ugly betty rewatch podcast lol
thinking about maybe potentially pursuing a job opp outside of utah 🫨
March 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about maybe potentially pursuing a job opp outside of utah 🫨
what happened to bronies
February 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
what happened to bronies
dating app cleanse lasted less than a week somebody put me down
February 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
dating app cleanse lasted less than a week somebody put me down
made a whole ass lasagna and then remembered i live alone lol
February 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
made a whole ass lasagna and then remembered i live alone lol
m3gan 2.0 ad…i screamt
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
m3gan 2.0 ad…i screamt
this is what it’s like to get up at 6am to go skiing
February 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
this is what it’s like to get up at 6am to go skiing
on the bright side i’ve developed the flexibility to fold myself in half
February 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
on the bright side i’ve developed the flexibility to fold myself in half
not to be vulnerable but holy shit this bout of (seasonal?) depression is becoming increasingly difficult to manage
February 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
not to be vulnerable but holy shit this bout of (seasonal?) depression is becoming increasingly difficult to manage
coworker: do you mind if i sit down here to do some work
me: yes
…
me: so are you familiar with the ariana grande cynthia erivo holding space meme
coworker: *leaves*
me: yes
…
me: so are you familiar with the ariana grande cynthia erivo holding space meme
coworker: *leaves*
February 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
coworker: do you mind if i sit down here to do some work
me: yes
…
me: so are you familiar with the ariana grande cynthia erivo holding space meme
coworker: *leaves*
me: yes
…
me: so are you familiar with the ariana grande cynthia erivo holding space meme
coworker: *leaves*
desperately need a boy to help me with the crossword in the morning, make me tea, and ask me how did i sleep 😥
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
desperately need a boy to help me with the crossword in the morning, make me tea, and ask me how did i sleep 😥
made a letterboxd to actually keep track of all the movies i watch let’s be friends 😊
December 28, 2024 at 5:59 AM
made a letterboxd to actually keep track of all the movies i watch let’s be friends 😊