Danny O.
@bananapristine.bsky.social
Weirder, softer, tougher. Writing, drawing, complaining.
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
Getting sick over the long holiday is great because I already have no concept of space and time, let’s throw in insane fatigue and a chest cold!
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Getting sick over the long holiday is great because I already have no concept of space and time, let’s throw in insane fatigue and a chest cold!
”2/3rds of young Americans are suicidal? Seems low. Wait. ‘Leaving the US’, not ‘Leaving us.’”
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
”2/3rds of young Americans are suicidal? Seems low. Wait. ‘Leaving the US’, not ‘Leaving us.’”
Despite the feeling of my bones trying to escape their flesh prison, I will get a COVID booster every time.
October 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Despite the feeling of my bones trying to escape their flesh prison, I will get a COVID booster every time.
Aging is a series of farts you increasingly should not trust. It’s also refining your definition of “shit my pants.” Every day a fresh hell of self-betrayal. 💕
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Aging is a series of farts you increasingly should not trust. It’s also refining your definition of “shit my pants.” Every day a fresh hell of self-betrayal. 💕
This hotel has a complimentary self-serve soft serve machine. I done good. 
September 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This hotel has a complimentary self-serve soft serve machine. I done good. 
Wow. Brock acoustic “I don’t want to live on the moon” made me cry, my utter intolerance for heat made me miserable for Modest Mouse’s set, and Flaming Lips were transcendent- magical. Cried, danced, yelled, stuffed my pockets with confetti. 💕
September 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wow. Brock acoustic “I don’t want to live on the moon” made me cry, my utter intolerance for heat made me miserable for Modest Mouse’s set, and Flaming Lips were transcendent- magical. Cried, danced, yelled, stuffed my pockets with confetti. 💕
I can grow the shit out of aloe. 😤
September 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I can grow the shit out of aloe. 😤
I can’t spend a moment more of my life in uncomfortable pants. As a member of the constantly bloated babe community, I simply can’t.
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I can’t spend a moment more of my life in uncomfortable pants. As a member of the constantly bloated babe community, I simply can’t.
Elastic waistbands are the new functional pockets.
September 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Elastic waistbands are the new functional pockets.
ADHD famous last words: We’ll figure it out.
No we won’t. I’ll obsess over how much we’re not figuring it out and go radio silent because I am embarrassed that I cannot come up with a plan. 🥀
No we won’t. I’ll obsess over how much we’re not figuring it out and go radio silent because I am embarrassed that I cannot come up with a plan. 🥀
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ADHD famous last words: We’ll figure it out.
No we won’t. I’ll obsess over how much we’re not figuring it out and go radio silent because I am embarrassed that I cannot come up with a plan. 🥀
No we won’t. I’ll obsess over how much we’re not figuring it out and go radio silent because I am embarrassed that I cannot come up with a plan. 🥀
Bad UX/UI is driving me to distraction. I am so annoyed at how this works, I am fighting myself on writing a guide on how to use it. 🫠
July 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Bad UX/UI is driving me to distraction. I am so annoyed at how this works, I am fighting myself on writing a guide on how to use it. 🫠
Closing weekend = most of the livestock already flew the coop, but we saw some stunning specimen. Llovely llama. Mama longhorn with the wildest patterned coat (and baby). One pitbull-ass goat named Freddy. Bonus signage.
July 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Closing weekend = most of the livestock already flew the coop, but we saw some stunning specimen. Llovely llama. Mama longhorn with the wildest patterned coat (and baby). One pitbull-ass goat named Freddy. Bonus signage.
It’s giving Watership (the house) Down (boots). A gas mask is a great political pivot if they suck butts at sculpting faces. “I’d like to keep it on.” Drag Race-induced brain rot aside, so impressed that a kid made this!
July 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It’s giving Watership (the house) Down (boots). A gas mask is a great political pivot if they suck butts at sculpting faces. “I’d like to keep it on.” Drag Race-induced brain rot aside, so impressed that a kid made this!
This is why you go to the CA State Fair. All hail TODD.
July 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
This is why you go to the CA State Fair. All hail TODD.
LinkedIn gives me the urge to bully in a way I’ve done a lot of work to get past. 🤐
July 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LinkedIn gives me the urge to bully in a way I’ve done a lot of work to get past. 🤐
Gaslighting is denying it when you supplied it.
July 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gaslighting is denying it when you supplied it.
PMDD is like big-sad werewolf? So. Awoo. 🌙
July 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
PMDD is like big-sad werewolf? So. Awoo. 🌙
After a couple days driving stick again, I may have found the source of my knee pain. That Tacoma clutch is way back there. 😳
July 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
After a couple days driving stick again, I may have found the source of my knee pain. That Tacoma clutch is way back there. 😳
Taking my reactive dog for a walk instantly reaffirms my decision to be child-free. I only nurtured this one, and she’s an anxious mess. Add nature? Forget it. My remaining eggs sighed with relief after my salp.
July 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Taking my reactive dog for a walk instantly reaffirms my decision to be child-free. I only nurtured this one, and she’s an anxious mess. Add nature? Forget it. My remaining eggs sighed with relief after my salp.
Spontaneously cried about my dog not knowing or understanding she has a cancerous growth. I know you’re out there, period- show yourself.
As soon as I dry my tears. 🥺
As soon as I dry my tears. 🥺
July 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Spontaneously cried about my dog not knowing or understanding she has a cancerous growth. I know you’re out there, period- show yourself.
As soon as I dry my tears. 🥺
As soon as I dry my tears. 🥺
Aging is welcoming the caftan, large floppy sunhat, and handheld fan to your wardrobe. I am become ROPER.
a woman in a pink dress is talking to two other women in a living room .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is talking to two other women in a living room .
media.tenor.com
July 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Aging is welcoming the caftan, large floppy sunhat, and handheld fan to your wardrobe. I am become ROPER.
Rikki Tikki Tavi
July 12, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Rikki Tikki Tavi
2 meetings in one day? Turns out that’ll leave me bed-bound and exhausted for the evening.
a small puppy is laying in a cardboard box with a blanket .
ALT: a small puppy is laying in a cardboard box with a blanket .
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
2 meetings in one day? Turns out that’ll leave me bed-bound and exhausted for the evening.
New maladaptive behavior just entered the villa- searching for articles on why I’m avoiding bedtime to avoid sleeping. 😎
July 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
New maladaptive behavior just entered the villa- searching for articles on why I’m avoiding bedtime to avoid sleeping. 😎