Jess What-the-heck-am-I-doing Jones
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bananaprincess.bsky.social
Jess What-the-heck-am-I-doing Jones
@bananaprincess.bsky.social
A soft and squishy human who just wants a nap, ice cream, and to cuddle with cute animals between community theatre productions. Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, no human is illegal, and I stand with Palestine.
And then the designers have to reflect on what they learned about being poor 🙃
January 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
OH and the family gets a nice contract of some kind where the landlord isn't allowed to randomly evict them or raise the rent because of the changes 🙄 BUT if the family moves they can still take with them storage options and stuff cuz it belongs to them now
January 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM

and the family gets set up in a nice hotel nearby while designing going on and gets their rent paid that month
January 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And the designing must be limited to things that can be undone because RENTING

Like sorry Ms Farr but we cannot take out that wall or put in or paint new cabinets. Here are some command hooks and contact paper. Mr and Mrs Marrs, keep that chainsaw out of here. Here, have a stick on backsplash.
January 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM

(Which is slowly beginning to be a bigger and more ridiculous number cuz WHY THE RENT SO DAMN HIGH but still nothing like the designers are probably used to spending)
January 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
tl;dr: cats are toddlers and like to play games but sometimes they're nice about it I guess
a cartoon cat with the words who me written below it
Alt: a cartoon cat with the words who me written below it
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December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM

This morning, I walk through my usual routine

BUT

sometime while I was in the bathroom, one (or both?) of the cats LEFT MY PREVIOUSLY MISSING EARBUD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BEDROOM DOORWAY WHERE THEY KNEW I WOULD SEE IT

Then both stand in the hallway & look at me like "What? Find somethin, Mom?"
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
After they've nibbled a bit of breakfast, the cats like to hang out in the hallway while I get ready; it's one of their favorite spots because they can see into our room, human child's room, AND the bathroom. So they can see all their favorite humans.
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Now, when I get up in the morning, I usually go to the bathroom first, step out of the bathroom to find Azzie and Whisp patiently waiting, and then they walk with me to the food bowl because they know it's breakfast time. Then I grab a v8 energy for myself and walk back to my room to take my meds.
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I couldn't find the other despite deep cleaning and looking under all the furniture and in the spots kittens like to hide things. Oh well, a hazard of having two kittens I guess.
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I discovered my charger on the floor and searched all over. I found one hidden under a throw rug (where Azzie likes to hide things so definitely makes me think she was the mastermind).
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM