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not-so-friendly neighborhood over-educated millennial. take about 20% off her there squirrelly Han (she/her)
not sure if they remastered the Grinch or I just always needed glasses
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
not sure if they remastered the Grinch or I just always needed glasses
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so bouncing a baby is good parenting and shaking a baby is bad parenting at what velocity do we draw that line
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
so bouncing a baby is good parenting and shaking a baby is bad parenting at what velocity do we draw that line
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This is where I skeet from.
July 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is where I skeet from.
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Wrestling is better than the things you like
May 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Wrestling is better than the things you like
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[me walking outside] WHO TURNED ON THE BIG LIGHT
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
[me walking outside] WHO TURNED ON THE BIG LIGHT
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House sparrows go completely silent and disappear from my yard whenever a hawk flies over. They don’t help the hawk.
I wish US voters were as smart as birds.
I wish US voters were as smart as birds.
April 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
House sparrows go completely silent and disappear from my yard whenever a hawk flies over. They don’t help the hawk.
I wish US voters were as smart as birds.
I wish US voters were as smart as birds.
passion fruit debris
April 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
passion fruit debris
in Linzess we trust 🙏🏼
April 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
in Linzess we trust 🙏🏼
N’YOU LISTEN HERE
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
N’YOU LISTEN HERE
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32 year old me will be seeing Mayday Parade and I feel like 12 year old me would be so proud
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
32 year old me will be seeing Mayday Parade and I feel like 12 year old me would be so proud
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I know a margarita hate to see me coming
March 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I know a margarita hate to see me coming
“… you better go get it”
March 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“… you better go get it”
Tylenol sponsoring the 4 nations face off is one of my favorite things
February 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Tylenol sponsoring the 4 nations face off is one of my favorite things
GEORGE “RIP ROODLE” MARTIN
February 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
GEORGE “RIP ROODLE” MARTIN
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HAPPY MLEMSDAY POST YOUR MLEMS
bleps welcome too 😄👅🐱❤️
bleps welcome too 😄👅🐱❤️
February 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
HAPPY MLEMSDAY POST YOUR MLEMS
bleps welcome too 😄👅🐱❤️
bleps welcome too 😄👅🐱❤️
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I’m sorry your honor but I was overstimulated
February 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m sorry your honor but I was overstimulated
life is beautiful, the world is cruel
February 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
life is beautiful, the world is cruel
