Maggie-Xe/Xir
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bananablizzard.bsky.social
Maggie-Xe/Xir
@bananablizzard.bsky.social
Activist. Ally. Hetero-curious.
Let me explain this to the MAGA incels out there. Trans 🐈 is literally engineered by the finest doctors out there. Nature is incapable of producing such perfection.
November 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Wait until the MAGA republicans find out trans 🐈 is much better than cis🐈. This the best kept secret that could have swayed the election.
November 14, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Shoutout to all my ladies out there who can’t get it up. Use my code: BANANA10 to get a free sample of blue chew. I recommend the Tadalafil.
November 14, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I think Kamala lost because she didn’t speak enough to the Leather/kink/LGBTQ people. I'm putting together a document that will be constantly updated and shared with resources, trainings, and information that will be a Political Action 101 document for our communities. HMU if you want in.
November 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Not a lot of people like to talk about this , but women can have ED too. #WomenwithED
November 14, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I’m looking for crisis hotlines for queer & trans people struggling with ED
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
With Donald Trump as president I’m afraid they might kill Santa as he enters US air space
November 14, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The duolingo owl needs to be euthanized like peanut the squirrel
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I always wanted to learn Spanish but I have always felt like my appropriating Mexican culture
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Legalize fentanyl
November 14, 2024 at 3:37 AM
While I’m thinking about narcan , is there something out there that has the opposite effect? Can I enhance an overdose?
November 14, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Took an edible so strong one time I narcaned myself
November 14, 2024 at 3:36 AM
In college I tore my ACL trying to fit my foot up my own 🍑
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I’ve never been a big fisting guy feet have always been more elegant to me
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
How many donuts can you fit on it?
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I spent 2500 dollars to get stem cells in my willy and my ex boyfriend still cheated , you really can’t trust men these days
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Looking for a competent doctor who specializes in rib removals
November 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I’ve seriously considered getting a few ribs removed so I can slobber my own Johnson , does anyone have any experience?
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I did an enema and lubed up my ass just for my grindr date to cancel
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 AM
We need more ai porn.
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
When can we have an anime presidential candidate?
November 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I want someone to butterfly filet me right down the middle of my ass crack
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 AM