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banana-vandal.bsky.social
@banana-vandal.bsky.social
Strange New Englander
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Does anyone else do this after they pewp? Like the very last wipe.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I did a thing
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Most delicious smelling J I’ve ever smelt. IDEK my own name rn. Nice mellow aftertaste too.
#fogcutter #eatyourvegetables
October 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
October 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hey I got this for change today. Which one of you sent me this message?
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
🌕 full moon ladies only “safety” walk along a very dry lake; the water level is probably 80 feet below the shore line. We each found something cool. Now I have to clean out my car 😅
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
October 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“The juice”
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Six hours. I will fix the typo for ROE versus Wade AS I PUT DEAD IN 2025 IT WAS DEAD IN 2022. Happy spooky season.
October 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
July 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
Let your primal instincts loose. So smooth, so tight, so inviting…
June 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Guys, guys, GUYS!!! Can someone help verify!? I’m going to vomit with anxiety!
June 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
March 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hanging w/ mom 🥰
10mg deep, I’m timing myself. I’ll try to keep up with updates.
March 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
With alt text
March 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
March 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
March 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love my sister 🥰
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Stem check.
#parsley 🌿

Ofc under the influence of the devil’s lettuce 🥬
It’s actually quite satisfying tearing it up by hand. ✌️
February 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
February 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day, you rascals
February 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
February 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM