I should have been more vain when I was younger
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I should have been more vain when I was younger
Oh no do I give twink?
January 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Oh no do I give twink?
right then down is faster than down then right
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
right then down is faster than down then right
While I’m here
And by here I mean drunk
/high/devastated by a middling social performance
And by here I mean drunk
/high/devastated by a middling social performance
May 31, 2025 at 7:27 AM
While I’m here
And by here I mean drunk
/high/devastated by a middling social performance
And by here I mean drunk
/high/devastated by a middling social performance
is my urge to dance diagnosable
May 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
is my urge to dance diagnosable
Our minds are canyons but they start as lakes
April 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Our minds are canyons but they start as lakes
Asparferal for aspartame
February 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Asparferal for aspartame
It’s hard to figure out who is most ironically woke
(But also hell yeah being sincerely woke)
(But also hell yeah being sincerely woke)
February 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It’s hard to figure out who is most ironically woke
(But also hell yeah being sincerely woke)
(But also hell yeah being sincerely woke)
Reposted by Banal Plinth
I wanna eureka hair loaf
November 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I wanna eureka hair loaf
Normal eyes normalize normal lies
February 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Normal eyes normalize normal lies
It’s hard to have nostalgia about SpongeBob because it feels ubiquitous
February 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It’s hard to have nostalgia about SpongeBob because it feels ubiquitous
When I die I want to be applewood smoked
February 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When I die I want to be applewood smoked
Wine so thick I’m not hungry anymore
February 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Wine so thick I’m not hungry anymore
Not following through on a really cool idea you had isn’t a failure
It’s expected
It’s expected
February 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Not following through on a really cool idea you had isn’t a failure
It’s expected
It’s expected
It’s only funny with context
February 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It’s only funny with context
Percent is per cent. God dammit
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Percent is per cent. God dammit
So when is genetic engineering finally gonna be used to make all animals want a little head scratch?
February 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So when is genetic engineering finally gonna be used to make all animals want a little head scratch?
IT’S NOT A PICTURE BOOK IT’S A VISUAL NOVEL
February 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
IT’S NOT A PICTURE BOOK IT’S A VISUAL NOVEL
Late addition to the man vs bear debate. Do more people buy mace for bears or men?
January 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Late addition to the man vs bear debate. Do more people buy mace for bears or men?
Pro public transit until my bus comes and leaves early
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pro public transit until my bus comes and leaves early
Mentally checked out the house down boots
January 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mentally checked out the house down boots
Slutty in a communist way
Everyone shares my means of production
Everyone shares my means of production
January 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Slutty in a communist way
Everyone shares my means of production
Everyone shares my means of production
Logically, I’m chill
Psychologically, I’m strung out
In regards to wind shaking the house
Psychologically, I’m strung out
In regards to wind shaking the house
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Logically, I’m chill
Psychologically, I’m strung out
In regards to wind shaking the house
Psychologically, I’m strung out
In regards to wind shaking the house
Is Charizard the most heterosexual Pokémon?
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Is Charizard the most heterosexual Pokémon?
When yer butt is guilty that’s asphalt
January 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When yer butt is guilty that’s asphalt