The Book of Mazarbullshit
@banalitybob.bsky.social
Queer father of fish, isopods, tarantulas, and a cat. TTRPG, Magic, and fantasy nerd. "That bitchy Hagrid" according to some girl at work. He/they.
A movie you e seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A movie you e seen more than seven times with a gif.
Quote this with your top 4 horror movies
1. The Thing
2. Exhuma
3. Alien
4. Cabin in the Woods
1. The Thing
2. Exhuma
3. Alien
4. Cabin in the Woods
Quote this with your Top 4 Horror Movies
1. The VVitch
2. The Ritual
3. Midsommar
4. The Babadook
1. The VVitch
2. The Ritual
3. Midsommar
4. The Babadook
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Quote this with your top 4 horror movies
1. The Thing
2. Exhuma
3. Alien
4. Cabin in the Woods
1. The Thing
2. Exhuma
3. Alien
4. Cabin in the Woods
The person & 10 Magic cards to get to know them:
#1 7th Edition Mountain # 337 is my first card, because I learned to play with a scrapped together deck of mono red cards from 7th Edition. The art for this mountain has always been one of my favorites, and it's the one I use when possible.
#1 7th Edition Mountain # 337 is my first card, because I learned to play with a scrapped together deck of mono red cards from 7th Edition. The art for this mountain has always been one of my favorites, and it's the one I use when possible.
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The person & 10 Magic cards to get to know them:
#1 7th Edition Mountain # 337 is my first card, because I learned to play with a scrapped together deck of mono red cards from 7th Edition. The art for this mountain has always been one of my favorites, and it's the one I use when possible.
#1 7th Edition Mountain # 337 is my first card, because I learned to play with a scrapped together deck of mono red cards from 7th Edition. The art for this mountain has always been one of my favorites, and it's the one I use when possible.
When you find posts in the wild and have to check if @shivambhatt.bsky.social reskeeted it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When you find posts in the wild and have to check if @shivambhatt.bsky.social reskeeted it.
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
October 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Without downloading new pictures, what is it like to date you?
Define your musc taste in 8 artists:
Missy Elliott
The Magic Sword
Lady Gaga
The Birthday Massacre
Florence + The Machine
Years & Years
Qveen Herby
MARINA
Missy Elliott
The Magic Sword
Lady Gaga
The Birthday Massacre
Florence + The Machine
Years & Years
Qveen Herby
MARINA
Coheed and Cambria
Hop Along
Manchester Orchestra
The Mars Volta
Idiot Pilot
Poppy
Chappell Roan
Cocorosie
Hop Along
Manchester Orchestra
The Mars Volta
Idiot Pilot
Poppy
Chappell Roan
Cocorosie
Define your music taste in eight artists:
Deftones
Sleater-Kinney
Mars Volta
Melvins
Bjork
Fugazi
Tool
Callous Daoboys
Deftones
Sleater-Kinney
Mars Volta
Melvins
Bjork
Fugazi
Tool
Callous Daoboys
October 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Define your musc taste in 8 artists:
Missy Elliott
The Magic Sword
Lady Gaga
The Birthday Massacre
Florence + The Machine
Years & Years
Qveen Herby
MARINA
Missy Elliott
The Magic Sword
Lady Gaga
The Birthday Massacre
Florence + The Machine
Years & Years
Qveen Herby
MARINA
There's nothing like going back to my Sultai roots in Casual Commander and playing an abomination of a Reanimator/Zombie Typal/Lands Matter/ Graveyard deck.
October 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
There's nothing like going back to my Sultai roots in Casual Commander and playing an abomination of a Reanimator/Zombie Typal/Lands Matter/ Graveyard deck.
Explain your username:
The Book of Mazarbul is the book of Balin's records that the Fellowship reads in Moria in the Fellowship of the Ring.
I am less serious.
The Book of Mazarbul is the book of Balin's records that the Fellowship reads in Moria in the Fellowship of the Ring.
I am less serious.
Explain your username:
Its my name.
Its my name.
explain your username:
all capoeiristas formally receive an insulting nickname based on their idiosyncrasies. my wrestling background led to several awkward in-game grappling situations, so mine is "lula" ("squid"). b/c that username's often taken online i further specified it to my favorite squid.
all capoeiristas formally receive an insulting nickname based on their idiosyncrasies. my wrestling background led to several awkward in-game grappling situations, so mine is "lula" ("squid"). b/c that username's often taken online i further specified it to my favorite squid.
October 8, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Explain your username:
The Book of Mazarbul is the book of Balin's records that the Fellowship reads in Moria in the Fellowship of the Ring.
I am less serious.
The Book of Mazarbul is the book of Balin's records that the Fellowship reads in Moria in the Fellowship of the Ring.
I am less serious.
10 horror movies to get to know me:
The Thing (1982)
Exhuma
The Ritual (2017)
Scream (honestly just the whole series)
Cabin in the Woods
Sinners
Alien
Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Suspiria (2018)
The Thing (1982)
Exhuma
The Ritual (2017)
Scream (honestly just the whole series)
Cabin in the Woods
Sinners
Alien
Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Suspiria (2018)
10 Horror Movies to get to know me by…
Get Out
Hereditary
Him
The Conjuring
Scream
Smile
The Babadook
Barbarian
Sinners
Talk to Me
Get Out
Hereditary
Him
The Conjuring
Scream
Smile
The Babadook
Barbarian
Sinners
Talk to Me
10 Horror Movies to get to know me by...
Scream
Motel Hell
Event Horizon
Evil Dead (Remake)
Nightmare on Elm St: New Nightmare
The Thing (Carpenter)
Saw
Aliens
28 Days Later
Dead Alive
Scream
Motel Hell
Event Horizon
Evil Dead (Remake)
Nightmare on Elm St: New Nightmare
The Thing (Carpenter)
Saw
Aliens
28 Days Later
Dead Alive
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
10 horror movies to get to know me:
The Thing (1982)
Exhuma
The Ritual (2017)
Scream (honestly just the whole series)
Cabin in the Woods
Sinners
Alien
Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Suspiria (2018)
The Thing (1982)
Exhuma
The Ritual (2017)
Scream (honestly just the whole series)
Cabin in the Woods
Sinners
Alien
Behind the Mask: the Rise of Leslie Vernon
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Suspiria (2018)
Over the weekend I saw @boshnroll.bsky.social mention a draft format called Stone Soup. My playgroup just did one tonight. And had an amazing time. Are there more resources out there for it?
October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Over the weekend I saw @boshnroll.bsky.social mention a draft format called Stone Soup. My playgroup just did one tonight. And had an amazing time. Are there more resources out there for it?
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation.
September 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation.
Dear Magic content creator people:
You have so much power (or I have an easily influenced brain). In 1 deck picture @tronisbad.bsky.social made me decide to pick up Modern again. In 1 CanLander video from like 2 years ago, @wheeler.bsky.social made me decide to play Canadian Highlander with Eggs.
You have so much power (or I have an easily influenced brain). In 1 deck picture @tronisbad.bsky.social made me decide to pick up Modern again. In 1 CanLander video from like 2 years ago, @wheeler.bsky.social made me decide to play Canadian Highlander with Eggs.
September 14, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Dear Magic content creator people:
You have so much power (or I have an easily influenced brain). In 1 deck picture @tronisbad.bsky.social made me decide to pick up Modern again. In 1 CanLander video from like 2 years ago, @wheeler.bsky.social made me decide to play Canadian Highlander with Eggs.
You have so much power (or I have an easily influenced brain). In 1 deck picture @tronisbad.bsky.social made me decide to pick up Modern again. In 1 CanLander video from like 2 years ago, @wheeler.bsky.social made me decide to play Canadian Highlander with Eggs.
Four cards, one type that speak to the way you play Magic:
August 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Four cards, one type that speak to the way you play Magic: