Bam Persand
@bampers.bsky.social
Another freaked out dude. Enthusiasticly mediocre painter of miniatures. I like Turnip28, Tonks, 5 Leagues from the Borderlands, 5 Parsecs from Home, Burrows and Badgers, Forbidden Psalm, that sort of thing. He/him
This is basically the plot of the game Vanquish from 2010, which was panned for having too corny of a plot. Bad president colludes with enemy to threaten America so she can rally populist support; enemy actually ends up attacking America out of her control.
November 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is basically the plot of the game Vanquish from 2010, which was panned for having too corny of a plot. Bad president colludes with enemy to threaten America so she can rally populist support; enemy actually ends up attacking America out of her control.
"Ratcatcher Only" is blatant Sir Didymus erasure
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"Ratcatcher Only" is blatant Sir Didymus erasure
Yeah, Shackleton said the taste was off-putting, and those explorer era Brits ate *everything* and seasoned *nothing*
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yeah, Shackleton said the taste was off-putting, and those explorer era Brits ate *everything* and seasoned *nothing*
They shall receive between 12 and 15 tuts, and a strong disappointed head shake.
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They shall receive between 12 and 15 tuts, and a strong disappointed head shake.
Shackleton ate em
eshackleton.com/2015/05/20/r...
eshackleton.com/2015/05/20/r...
Recipe
Escallops of Penguin Breasts Ingredients: Penguin Breasts as required Reconstituted onion Some fairly thick batter Flour Salt and pepper to taste Cut the breasts into thin slices and soak in milk f…
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November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Shackleton ate em
eshackleton.com/2015/05/20/r...
eshackleton.com/2015/05/20/r...
Theres a long tradition of maintaining the added 'D' to the NE FLANDERS street signs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Theres a long tradition of maintaining the added 'D' to the NE FLANDERS street signs.
The shittiest filthiest lamest thing about trump is when he acts disarmingly like your asshole uncle who you bought you a beer that time when you were 17. He is *dripping* with cranky old white dude 'oh, YOU!' privilege. It gets right in between your ribs.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The shittiest filthiest lamest thing about trump is when he acts disarmingly like your asshole uncle who you bought you a beer that time when you were 17. He is *dripping* with cranky old white dude 'oh, YOU!' privilege. It gets right in between your ribs.
There's beer league hockey team nearby named the Little Cuties, after the little tangerines. Logo is exactly what you hope it is, happy skating tangerines.
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There's beer league hockey team nearby named the Little Cuties, after the little tangerines. Logo is exactly what you hope it is, happy skating tangerines.
So hard these days to find a bookstore willing to barter a book for a sack of clubbed rats
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
So hard these days to find a bookstore willing to barter a book for a sack of clubbed rats
Because the Posse Comitatus Act doesn't apply to the USCG. They can operate freely in us territory, enforcing federal laws.
The first female admiral was fired like days into January 2025, I'd say this is long game stuff but it's not even been a year.
The first female admiral was fired like days into January 2025, I'd say this is long game stuff but it's not even been a year.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Because the Posse Comitatus Act doesn't apply to the USCG. They can operate freely in us territory, enforcing federal laws.
The first female admiral was fired like days into January 2025, I'd say this is long game stuff but it's not even been a year.
The first female admiral was fired like days into January 2025, I'd say this is long game stuff but it's not even been a year.
I'm just gonna say that if you invest with a dude who got a scam conviction cleared by Trump, you shouldn't have money in the first place.
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I'm just gonna say that if you invest with a dude who got a scam conviction cleared by Trump, you shouldn't have money in the first place.
Nextdoor to the All Claw Machines and the Wicks 'n Shit
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Nextdoor to the All Claw Machines and the Wicks 'n Shit
I think it originated from Rotten Tomatoes, not sure if it was a prank. It's a fn good one.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I think it originated from Rotten Tomatoes, not sure if it was a prank. It's a fn good one.
I thought this was a setup for one of those great In Rem cases like United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I thought this was a setup for one of those great In Rem cases like United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
Yeah, this, stairs, ladders, and chairs can only be used by people shaped things.
However, I think a big part of it is also how badly the engineers want to make their robots fuckable. That's the low key goal of all the robots and AI.
However, I think a big part of it is also how badly the engineers want to make their robots fuckable. That's the low key goal of all the robots and AI.
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Yeah, this, stairs, ladders, and chairs can only be used by people shaped things.
However, I think a big part of it is also how badly the engineers want to make their robots fuckable. That's the low key goal of all the robots and AI.
However, I think a big part of it is also how badly the engineers want to make their robots fuckable. That's the low key goal of all the robots and AI.
She's either smart enough to have been doing Jewish space laser stuff as a grift and is pivoting to follow the wind, which is awful, or she has a genuine sense of ethics and beliefs that *includes* Jewish space lasers stuff and that's truly fucking terrible.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
She's either smart enough to have been doing Jewish space laser stuff as a grift and is pivoting to follow the wind, which is awful, or she has a genuine sense of ethics and beliefs that *includes* Jewish space lasers stuff and that's truly fucking terrible.
It worked really well for the Runaways
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It worked really well for the Runaways
I was actually hoping to not be the first one to suggest that - it should be baseline accepted as a solid choice
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I was actually hoping to not be the first one to suggest that - it should be baseline accepted as a solid choice
I was trying to figure out what the fuck the angles were and realized I was mistaking him for Kurt Loder.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I was trying to figure out what the fuck the angles were and realized I was mistaking him for Kurt Loder.
Those dehydrated hash brown cartons are dirt cheap at Costco and make a great addition
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Those dehydrated hash brown cartons are dirt cheap at Costco and make a great addition
Haha oh right he even wrote a song about her, like that snl skit where the punk loved thatcher. So fuckin weird
November 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Haha oh right he even wrote a song about her, like that snl skit where the punk loved thatcher. So fuckin weird
I think of Marky Ramone as the centrist; anyone who tries to cash in on their C-level fame with a line of pasta sauce is just somebody muddling along in life.
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I think of Marky Ramone as the centrist; anyone who tries to cash in on their C-level fame with a line of pasta sauce is just somebody muddling along in life.
Literally the Ramones
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Literally the Ramones