Why are there so many WOMEN defending Diddy? Like are y’all ok? I’m seriously asking.

When I say I want women’s rights protected, I mean ALL women. Even and especially trans women.

Why do we sleep on Canada? It’s like the absolute ruthlessness of Canada in war has been forgotten. Did they have a PR firm clean up their image so we assume they’re nice and polite? Never forget, Canada will mess folks up.

We really need to stop messing with them lest they activate.

I already had my wedding but I’ll do it again if it means getting drunk like this

I miss the days of mix tapes and mix cds. Those took effort. They’re not the same as a making a playlist (which is easy and low effort). If someone made you a mix, they really liked you. Let’s bring that back.

Every time I see someone say, “it’s about to be dark days for America” I want to throw things. WE TOLD YOU AND YOU DIDN’T LISTEN BECAUSE DUMB REASONS. THEY WEREN’T QUIET ABOUT WHAT THEIR PLANS WERE. YOU KNEW. YOU KNEW. YOU KNEW. Now, when your life is affected don’t complain.

Michelle Obama is me. That’s all I’m gonna say.

Other countries are saying Tik Tok is boring without Americans. Our country might be a hot mess, but at least we’re fun.

Please. I beg you. Stop asking theatre teachers to participate in “ice breakers” during professional development. We don’t want to be there just like everyone else.