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Ri-grets (not really)
side account for Ric, b0ttom sp0c dead dove and yelling
Can you imagine that I've used your hole for over 20 years? Still looking young S.
*gives his butt a smack*
S having flashbacks and shuddering thinking of being a fresh grad first officer again under K or U instead of P...
New roleplay kink be unlocking
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Imagine K just going ham with the daddy-age play implications since he's nearing/over P!ke's age at that point too.
Having S bent over his admiral's desk, chuckling; Mmm.. where you in this position 30 years ago?
Helping our dear friend P with his papers and pen I bet.
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 AM
This is why when K and U wants to destroy his pussy as proper lovers S is like say no more *rolls over* *bends backwards* *does cat yoga*
(He knows he doesn't have to be this subby extreme but that's where he's comfortably parked at)
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Usually people see this scene and correctly think ah S crying for K, and all mainstream media gives male plot lines and friendship more importance than any female writing but with ksu delusion you can put the wrong block in the right hole... so thats why ksu delusion is so fun.. it's great (sobbing)
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
He's sorry to K for letting him sacrifice himself, sorry to U for him shutting her out whilst she had the correct stance on his own feelings... and regret of self for not admitting love properly until it's too late again
February 6, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I know his heart is to the other side but figuratively speaking here
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 AM
One could look at this saying bad acting/lore appreciation! 🙄(weak fujo energy)
Or be crazy like me and think he's getting girlhandled daily and being touched close to his heart externally isn't the closest her hand had been to his core (chad fujo energy)

Idk what I'm talking abt but anyways
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 AM
U hitting a wall with S, S being pretty closed off and pissed about the whole attraction suggestion...
K: *exists*
S: *angry*
U: *frustrated*
Emotional KSU plot of the 2nd movie from a delulu perspective
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Probs has a lot of thoughts going through his mind of:
No, him??? Why would Nyo even suggest that. Am I a bad mate? That could be the only reason for this, I can do better. Also vu1cans are monogamous, this would be scandalous (tries to not think about what his dad did) absolutely illogical.
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
them appropriately. Or even that her eagerness to help makes S anxious that he's not progressing fast enough with his self discovery/recovery etc

I think S would get pretty upset when U brings up that she thinks S has feelings for K and that this is ok with her and he should think properly about it
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
comes to openness and vulnerability- means he has to make a joke out of things in pretending to be fine
S is still working through a lot of his own issues and still learning how to communicate abt these things with U
U herself is young too so she tries but also can't fix these things nor can word
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
She saw S falling for K before S did obviously
S just thinks K makes him mad all the time, heart thumping, unreasonable nervousness at times
Doesn't help that half of the time he DOES get on S's nerves so 😂 it's a mixed messages party from both sides
Young K not knowing how to accept love when it
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
🔵Captain there is too much risk involved in this mission to-
🟡Okay but you arguing with me right now is taking up that time and increasing said risk isn't it?
🔵...
🟡Can you build an eruption neutralizing device or not?
🔵I can.

U watching this like my kitten is in denial but also hopelessly in love
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
just fucking but no baby
but the next one in 7 years S will be stressing abt this upcoming heat bc he really wants to get pregnant with K and U's cells on this cycle (delulu)
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I find infertile shaming to him fun to chew on.. but I also want him to have periods and sync with U 🥲🥲🥲 lolol (even though that's a bit of a busted myth I heard, but I feel like it still happens tho 💀💦)

If heat and fertility strictly overlaps, then maybe they spend the first of S's pon f@rr
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
that's like opposite of slut shaming.. so infertile shaming...
E.g. Your spieces can't even get pregnant if the time isn't right- has been living in my head rent free...
the implication of 'even basic reproduction is tied to your biology, can you really say you're in control?' As a mental jab to him
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
S: Jim that's- ...
K: oh shit! That's a tampon ff- sorry I thought it was just a thread that got caught on you there, I... fuck
*lovely boyfriend warm green goop in his hands*
uhhh... um
*bites lip*
S: are you planning to keep it?
K: (crawling voice) ...may I?
I'll throw it away after I promise
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 PM