Bret
bamarquis.bsky.social
Bret
@bamarquis.bsky.social
One of the 49% that voted no
San Diego: Californias winter wonderland.
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I miss my first VW’s.
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Home security
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Historic update: The White House gets its own exclusive nightclub — The Disco @ Club T.
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Neighborhood protest meetup every Thursday ☕️✊
Espresso first, revolution second. Childcare provided.

#AntifaCafe #EspressoAndEquality #CommunityVibes #CaffeineAndResistance #MatchaNotMAGA
October 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Heritage Foundation built Project 2025. Trump’s team runs it. Courts back it. DEI dismantled, agencies gutted. Puppet masters in plain sight.
October 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Trump instructs Pope Leo XIV to deify Charlie Kirk on the same day as the Rapture. Double-booked apocalypse. No refunds.
September 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Never heard of the guy before yesterday ~ and won't remember him tomorrow.
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Wise words from Fearless Leader
August 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
1867: 2¢ an acre. 2025: trading Alaska for world peace. Some call it diplomacy, we call it the ultimate flip.”

#TwoCentPeaceDeal #NobelPrizeGuaranteed #FromPenniesToPeace
#ArtoftheDeal
August 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trump solves homeless issue in DC
August 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Lowe’s sign says it all:
“Was $229” → “$249.”

That’s not a sale – that’s Trump’s tariffs hitting your wallet. Thanks, Don.
August 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Congrats MAGA. Americans have now paid $150 BILLION in import taxes or tariffs this year – with July alone hitting $28 B. Importers pay first, but it’s your grocery bill that climbs. Foreign countries? Still paying nothing.
August 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Scotland just approved one of the world’s biggest offshore wind farms—right next to Trump’s golf course.
The “ugly monsters” he raged about will now power millions of homes.

#Scotland #WindPower #Renewables #Climate #OffshoreWind #Trump #Golf #EnergyNews #CleanEnergy #BerwickBank
August 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
For @scalzi.com — an irreverent crossword tribute to Old Man’s War.
SCALZI is 1-Across. Totally random. Definitely not a Heinlein remix. Probably. 🧠
July 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Today’s data drop:
A 1.2M-child Danish study found no link between aluminum in vaccines and autism—or any chronic illness.

Peer-reviewed. Publicly funded.
No drama. Just evidence.

📄 www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
July 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Trump’s big win: Coke switches to real cane sugar 🇺🇸🥳
One tiny catch—Brazil supplies most of that sugar.
And he just slapped them with a 50% tariff.

So yeah, “The Real Thing”… now really expensive.
✨Open Happiness. Close your bank account.✨

📍Posted from Tariff Town, USA

#caneSugar #CocaCola
July 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Otisville: Trump’s dream resort, now a reality—thanks to the spontaneous oceanfront upgrade caused by an Iranian nuclear mishap and a very talkative fault line.

Gold towers. Eagle fountains.
A 300-ft orange Superman with a “T” on his chest.
Luxury for patriots. Or fugitives.

#Otisville #SuperTrump
July 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Big news from Florida! 🌿✨
Gator Creek Resettlement Resort is redefining the transition experience - nestled in the heart of our nation’s wetlands.
Families. Fresh air. Freedom.
It’s not goodbye - it’s a guided new beginning.
Opening soon, with plans to expand coast-to-coast. 🐊💚
July 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
White House unveils new DEI motto: “We’re all equal… but some colors are definitely more equal than others.”

Press Sec Karoline Leavitt says the rainbow lights reflect “a fully performative spectrum of justice.” They’ll stay up “as long as they’re polling well.”

#AISatire #Pride2025
June 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The Rose Garden is out.
The Gilded Garden of Greatness™ is in.
Golden spirals, a fountain of ambition, and the quiet hum of self-satisfaction.
Presidential landscaping, now with 24k flair.

#WhiteHouse #GildedGarden #GoldStandard #BlueskyNews #ExecutiveGlowUp
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 AM
No photos. Just memories.

I was the driver.
Miles of traffic heading downtown.
Streets, freeways packed. All ages. Determined. Angry.
But peaceful.
Few cops. No violence.
Only people—flooding toward the park.
A beautiful sight to see.

No kings.

60,000 strong

#NoKings #WaterfrontPark #SanDiego
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
BREAKING: Navy renames woke ships.
Tubman, RBG, Milk—gone.
Now launching: Hitler, Tucker, Ayn Rand, Khan Noonien Singh.
Obvious Harvey Milk replacement?
J. Edgar Hoover
One nation under Ayn Rand 🇺🇸🦅
#Satire #UnwokeFleet
June 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump buried his ex by the first hole to declare the property a cemetery. Now it’s tax-exempt.
Yes, the whole golf course. Yes, this is real.

#TrumpFamilyValues #TaxAvoidance
June 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
BREAKING: Trump’s $500M Bayfront Resort & Supermax Prison approved for Alcatraz.

Designed exclusively for activist judges and terrorist student protesters, the lavish complex combines oceanfront views with solitary confinement and an exclusive driving range.
May 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM