Jesus Christ Superstar. I used to listen to it as fast as 33rpm would allow and as often as I could flip the discs. When they handed out Gideons bibles at school, I read it cover to cover like a novelisation.
February 19, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Jesus Christ Superstar. I used to listen to it as fast as 33rpm would allow and as often as I could flip the discs. When they handed out Gideons bibles at school, I read it cover to cover like a novelisation.
I'm sorry, and I know it highlights my ignorance, but on first hearing Jacobs School of Music sounds a bit like Bob's Institute of Evening Medical Studies 😊
February 18, 2026 at 7:12 AM
I'm sorry, and I know it highlights my ignorance, but on first hearing Jacobs School of Music sounds a bit like Bob's Institute of Evening Medical Studies 😊
I hate that it draws me in but today I am proud that I was able to say "not today". One day at a time. One day at a time. Localtemperaturesystemsfeelnaturaltolocalpeoplebecausethats whattheygrewupwithjustletitgo!
Sorry. I feel so embarrassed!
Sorry. I feel so embarrassed!
February 17, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I hate that it draws me in but today I am proud that I was able to say "not today". One day at a time. One day at a time. Localtemperaturesystemsfeelnaturaltolocalpeoplebecausethats whattheygrewupwithjustletitgo!
Sorry. I feel so embarrassed!
Sorry. I feel so embarrassed!
"Your brain emissions enlarge adjacent brains. Brain emissions approved for deliberate brain enlargement of professional brain enlargers."
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"Your brain emissions enlarge adjacent brains. Brain emissions approved for deliberate brain enlargement of professional brain enlargers."
And just for the record, because any ambiguity can be interpreted as malice by default, I believe the aging academic is the moral vacuum...
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
And just for the record, because any ambiguity can be interpreted as malice by default, I believe the aging academic is the moral vacuum...
I'm lazy and refuse to use AI so this is the best I am willing to do to reduce the message to something they might understand...
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I'm lazy and refuse to use AI so this is the best I am willing to do to reduce the message to something they might understand...
Am gloriously seeing more of this in the workplace. People going full foot-in-mouth relying on summaries of documents (and meetings). Lack of understanding as well as AI fueled alternate realities that just burn time to correct
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Am gloriously seeing more of this in the workplace. People going full foot-in-mouth relying on summaries of documents (and meetings). Lack of understanding as well as AI fueled alternate realities that just burn time to correct
Remember it is not a competition, but if you crush him you win a prize!
February 11, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Remember it is not a competition, but if you crush him you win a prize!
"we have not finished discussing this"
February 11, 2026 at 2:58 AM
"we have not finished discussing this"
Treato-riff? Tingle-jingle? Pity-ditty? Pavlov's Bell? Stimulaudio?
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Treato-riff? Tingle-jingle? Pity-ditty? Pavlov's Bell? Stimulaudio?
Half time show is Bad Mommy performing "Drop That Roll (Oh No! My Peas!)"
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Half time show is Bad Mommy performing "Drop That Roll (Oh No! My Peas!)"
When the friend you trusted to hold your spare keys goes on a bender then has a raging party in your house when you are at work that ruins the place you don't put them back into the key-trust rotation just because the judge forced them to enrol in a 12-step program..
February 8, 2026 at 9:31 AM
When the friend you trusted to hold your spare keys goes on a bender then has a raging party in your house when you are at work that ruins the place you don't put them back into the key-trust rotation just because the judge forced them to enrol in a 12-step program..
In the story they credit smart devices with health tools as a factor. It is how I realised I had a problem a half dozen years ago...
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 AM
In the story they credit smart devices with health tools as a factor. It is how I realised I had a problem a half dozen years ago...
I am wondering if he might not enjoy being a lame duck, so long as he is protected from censure - he gets to blame congress for the failure of his policies and rail at confected injustices (electoral fraud FUD, paranoia about congress being out to get him). Political martyrdom
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I am wondering if he might not enjoy being a lame duck, so long as he is protected from censure - he gets to blame congress for the failure of his policies and rail at confected injustices (electoral fraud FUD, paranoia about congress being out to get him). Political martyrdom
"Ripley was evil, surviving as a mockery to the sacrifices of TWO crews (and some adjacent women), murdering an organism trying to practice traditional motherhood, then dying twice without taking her proper place in a husband-led household" - a clattering basement keyboard, somewhere.
February 8, 2026 at 6:47 AM
"Ripley was evil, surviving as a mockery to the sacrifices of TWO crews (and some adjacent women), murdering an organism trying to practice traditional motherhood, then dying twice without taking her proper place in a husband-led household" - a clattering basement keyboard, somewhere.
"Black people should have the right to be depicted however we like. THEY like."
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
"Black people should have the right to be depicted however we like. THEY like."
It's just a beefed-up dog. No, not that dog. Not that one either. Come on, have you ever seen a dog? Those dogs. You know, the horsey ones. Forget it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It's just a beefed-up dog. No, not that dog. Not that one either. Come on, have you ever seen a dog? Those dogs. You know, the horsey ones. Forget it.
Counting down to Parento-Terrorist...
February 6, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Counting down to Parento-Terrorist...
"You've been in that shitty bodega again!!"
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"You've been in that shitty bodega again!!"
I guess my thing would be you do what you need to do, and let others do what they need to do, and all respect that you have something you all need to do...
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I guess my thing would be you do what you need to do, and let others do what they need to do, and all respect that you have something you all need to do...
Seems strange to brag about still lugging around that old phone, dude.
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Seems strange to brag about still lugging around that old phone, dude.
It would be worthy enough if they'd raised a hundred dollars, but holy hell that's impressive. I know there won't be 100%conversion rate, but imagine a sea of red beanies in every Cafe and on every street corner.
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
It would be worthy enough if they'd raised a hundred dollars, but holy hell that's impressive. I know there won't be 100%conversion rate, but imagine a sea of red beanies in every Cafe and on every street corner.
From the point of view of the oil industry, the high OpEx is a feature not a bug. Every link in the chain, from oilfield to pump, is a profit point and the chaining of motorists to oil is a disincentive to optimise for price.
February 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
From the point of view of the oil industry, the high OpEx is a feature not a bug. Every link in the chain, from oilfield to pump, is a profit point and the chaining of motorists to oil is a disincentive to optimise for price.
On a similar journey, though with a bit farther to travel, yet. I hope you feel like you can be more you!
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
On a similar journey, though with a bit farther to travel, yet. I hope you feel like you can be more you!
I hope my own comments didn't convey anything more than the idea that every voting decision is a vote (also my gratitude to not be caught up in the US electoral system!). I genuinely have sympathy for the American electorate. (not saying any other system is perfect btw)
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I hope my own comments didn't convey anything more than the idea that every voting decision is a vote (also my gratitude to not be caught up in the US electoral system!). I genuinely have sympathy for the American electorate. (not saying any other system is perfect btw)