BaltimoreOctopus
@baltimoreoctopus.bsky.social
Here for jokes. Some guy, dad, cat dad, multitudes, etc.
Parents when their kids come into their bed.
December 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Parents when their kids come into their bed.
At the nature center and a bunch of the taxidermied animals have Santa hats.
And then BAM! Hannukah beaver.
And then BAM! Hannukah beaver.
December 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
At the nature center and a bunch of the taxidermied animals have Santa hats.
And then BAM! Hannukah beaver.
And then BAM! Hannukah beaver.
Keepin' that Halloween spirit all year long.
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Keepin' that Halloween spirit all year long.
Feeling spooky.
October 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Feeling spooky.
This could be us.
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This could be us.
This guy next to my desk at work is making me jealous.
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This guy next to my desk at work is making me jealous.
Sharing the bed
September 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sharing the bed
Only one awake.
June 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Only one awake.
Sleepy babies.
June 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Sleepy babies.
This may be a cat-posting account now.
May 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This may be a cat-posting account now.
The kittens and momma cat have arrived! Calling mom Inca and girl Lily, and the boy (not pictured) is Pickles.
May 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The kittens and momma cat have arrived! Calling mom Inca and girl Lily, and the boy (not pictured) is Pickles.
I am this peep.
April 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I am this peep.
My mother-in-law's cat prepares to unleash his wrath upon the world.
April 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My mother-in-law's cat prepares to unleash his wrath upon the world.
My 7yo's thing from school. Bragging rights to the first person to guess what that last word is supposed to say.
March 31, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My 7yo's thing from school. Bragging rights to the first person to guess what that last word is supposed to say.
