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I’d like to volunteer to scrape all the gold BS off the White House walls as soon as we get control back in 2028.
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I’d like to volunteer to scrape all the gold BS off the White House walls as soon as we get control back in 2028.
I lost .2 pounds even though yesterday was Thanksgiving. I guess eating at 2 and being too full to eat dinner probably helped. 😀
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I lost .2 pounds even though yesterday was Thanksgiving. I guess eating at 2 and being too full to eat dinner probably helped. 😀
Just had my 6 month oncology appt - everything is still good! After my next appt - it’ll be 5 years since chemo and I can go to once a year appointments. Yay!
October 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Just had my 6 month oncology appt - everything is still good! After my next appt - it’ll be 5 years since chemo and I can go to once a year appointments. Yay!
I’m at Panera and I actually heard this from the table in front of me to a 3 year old: “If you want Granny to give you money, you have to use your right hand.” Are people really that bent out of shape about their kids being lefties?! My brother and child are lefties.
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m at Panera and I actually heard this from the table in front of me to a 3 year old: “If you want Granny to give you money, you have to use your right hand.” Are people really that bent out of shape about their kids being lefties?! My brother and child are lefties.
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October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Road repairs acting crazy in my neighborhood
October 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Road repairs acting crazy in my neighborhood
Peggy’s Cove in Nova Scotia
September 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Peggy’s Cove in Nova Scotia
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
I haven't been on Twitter since January. I just logged in and my feed is nothing but White House, GOP, RFK Jr, and GROK. Instead of muting it all, I'll just continue to stay away. Yuck!
August 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I haven't been on Twitter since January. I just logged in and my feed is nothing but White House, GOP, RFK Jr, and GROK. Instead of muting it all, I'll just continue to stay away. Yuck!
Just got back from a Carnival cruise to Bermuda.
July 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just got back from a Carnival cruise to Bermuda.
American Tobacco Campus in Durham, NC
July 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
American Tobacco Campus in Durham, NC
Ok dumbasses - you got what you wanted. Let’s see how many of you Trump supporters get f@cked these next 4 years.
July 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ok dumbasses - you got what you wanted. Let’s see how many of you Trump supporters get f@cked these next 4 years.
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an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks
June 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks
Um…. Why does pole dancing show up when I search “Fathers Day” in Bitmoji? 😂😂
June 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Um…. Why does pole dancing show up when I search “Fathers Day” in Bitmoji? 😂😂
I don’t even know what to say about this amazing outfit from #METGala . I have goosebumps every time I see it. I wish my creative mind worked like Browne and Tazewell.
May 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I don’t even know what to say about this amazing outfit from #METGala . I have goosebumps every time I see it. I wish my creative mind worked like Browne and Tazewell.
Did anyone else have visions of when Congressman Leo Ryan visited Jonestown to see the conditions of the cult camp, and then they were gunned down as they tried to leave? I hope for a safe return for everyone involved.
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Did anyone else have visions of when Congressman Leo Ryan visited Jonestown to see the conditions of the cult camp, and then they were gunned down as they tried to leave? I hope for a safe return for everyone involved.
Jackson Square in New Orleans
April 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Jackson Square in New Orleans
View of New Orleans from Steamboat Natchez
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
View of New Orleans from Steamboat Natchez
Hanging out with Bigfoot before my airboat swamp ride outside of New Orleans.
April 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hanging out with Bigfoot before my airboat swamp ride outside of New Orleans.
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Trump: Free speech is back in America
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
March 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Trump: Free speech is back in America
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
Rep. Al Green (being shoved into a CIA rendition van): You did what now?
It’s been an amazing 6 years together! 🥰
February 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It’s been an amazing 6 years together! 🥰