imagine threatening to block a clanker

"women ruin everything" factoid actually just statistical error. average woman ruins 0 things a year. Maura Quint, who lives in a cave and ruins over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

they're too busy pulling that ladder up behind them to do that

I'm so mad they posted this AFTER Halloween, it would have made a hell of a costume

can't believe he died of Blue Balls Syndrome, what an absolute loser

doing the Lorde's work

/chanting starts

Jar-ed Goff! Jar-ed Goff!

(kidding)

oh definitely the latter

\o happy Halloween!

yea my kids call my best friend "uncle" and his kids are their "cousins" but there's no blood relation at all, calling your parent's cousin "aunt" makes perfect sense to me