please, ethan was my father's name. call me boobfeast420

toot canal on rootsday

show me the mirror again, i swear to god i'll know it's me this time

I wish I loved anything as much as legal academia loves saying “I must regrettably side with my honorable opponents on the right in the matter of this public lynching”

“Probably” not. Incredible.

“legal eagles calling balls and strikes” (said as one might say ‘Adolf Hitler’s syphilitic bunghole’)

does that cause a problem with all the other explanatory/apologetic signs re: your head

we got another one @ferrinus.bsky.social

if sam altman is a dummy it does make one think about the safety board or whatever the hell they called it that he casually outwitted

“When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made.” Do we? When did we start expecting this? Are there examples of this ever happening? Journalists bewilder me.

when i was a kid i was pretty good at making pfhor noises

In This House

in this house

IN THIS HOUSE

let the turkeys be your turnkeys at the gaol of success

If you keep tugging your forelock like that, it'll come off!