Melania's hat for today's event. #Inauguration

Wonder if Gaetz will spill the dirt on other pervs in congress. Prepare the popcorn.

Would the secret service step in if another country's leader simply slapped the shit outta this rich old prune?

Breakdown of US imports from Canada. Can you chuck 25% #tariff on this stuff and expect no financial impact for Americans? Canada is the largest trading partner of the US; US imported $481 billion worth of goods in 2022.

As a general rule I'm anti-violence, but every now and then we need a guy to face-punch 6 golfer chuds who are harassing restaurant staff.

Certainly. Tell him to get a handle on the gun trafficking too. Maybe it's time for him to pony up for that border wall Canadians have been thinkin' about.

Seems to be evaporation in my trickle down.

Donnie says he's gonna slap 25% tariffs on imports from Canada until we [something something blah blah] stop drugs and migrants?
Hey spray tan, how about you keep the guns down in the deep south and then we'll talk.