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balodek.bsky.social
Bryan Barnes
@balodek.bsky.social
120 followers 250 following 380 posts
he/him, #infosec, #mazzer, #battletech
Coffee powered and doing my best.
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Or gravity honestly.
A guitar floats in midair, held by the woman's third hand.
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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The 18 second mark looked off and, uh, that's not how elbows work.
AI generated woman grabs violintar from behind her back, her elbow rotated 180 degrees. Her body is facing one way while her right arm pretends it's the left arm her butt never wanted. Then, it rotates to her front.
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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My newest painting by @mmschill.bsky.social has arrived and looks amazing!
Painting of a pink haired woman in a kimono standing in front of a kitsune.
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Headline says alleged insurance CEO killer made 20 porn videos, explaining his proficiency with finding angles for photos. Response from greymothvt@bsky.social says, “God, a sense of right and wrong AND his meat is on video? God sent us his strongest soldier.”
March 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Mine have seen some use for sure.
4 books spread out to show the covers. Left to right they are Spacecraft 2000 to 2100 AD, Great Space Battles, Spacewreck, and Starliners.
December 26, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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Democracy Dies In Dark Roast, Nice Edition
November 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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Tengu Courtesan by @mmschill.bsky.social is finally on the wall. She looks amazing!
Woman in courtesan garb with cuts on her face. Red flowers are in her black hair and she is holding a raven.
October 19, 2024 at 12:31 PM
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Time to bust this out!
How to use Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Against a Bear poster 1. Wait for the bear to make a move 2. When it attack, duck and shoot in 3. Take its back 4. It won't be able to reach you with its short arms 5. Go for a rear-naked choke 6. When the bear passes out, it will fall forward. You did it! 7. Now snap out of your fantasy and realize you died somewhere around step 2.
October 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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With the cooler weather this is the perfect time to break out the camel yarn watch cap @jeremiahfromfargo.bsky.social knit for me and cosplay the immortal pirate brewer @mostlybree.kitrocha.com made me.
White man with white and reddish brown beard wearing an orange watch cap in front of a brown door.
October 3, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Ah, so this is what she meant by “watch for rodent traps in the yard”.
Image shows an orange lawnmower bed and green grass. In the grass is a rodent trap that has been destroyed by a lawn mower.
September 14, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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Finally got my FAFO frogs from @romancingthevote.bsky.social, made by the amazing @olinj.bsky.social , framed and on the wall. Love them!
Cross stitch with one green frog facing left and one green frog facing right. Between them it says, “Fuck around and find out.”
August 25, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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This one gets me every time.
A UFO is parked in the background. In the foreground, two little gray men style aliens are staring at an effigy of Jesus on the cross. One alien says, “You know what we need to do? We need to get the fuck out of here, that’s what we need to do.”
August 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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I don’t know if every species has a rough puberty but this fella is for sure.
Juvenile pheasant at a blue bird feeder on a brown deck railing
July 31, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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Snoot you say?
German Shepard & Collie mix with her nose right in the camera.
July 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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The absolutely gorgeous rainbow shawl from @romancingthevote.bsky.social!
Large man wearing a rainbow shawl over a black tshirt from a wildly nsfw game.
July 17, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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The kraken from @romancingthevote.bsky.social is absolutely amazing! I love it so much and must build a shelf for it and perhaps a nest and some fish or something?
Crocheted kraken stuffie sitting on a laptop
July 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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Imagine thinking this regressive bullshit is an accomplishment.
Image shows typical Republican agenda crap.
June 7, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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This meme is so old I need to shift Enterprise up and make the bottom Lower Decks.
Top picture says what you think Star Trek was 20 years ago and shows cast of The Next Generation. Bottom picture says what Star Trek was 20 years ago and shows cast of Enterprise.
May 7, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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The new bird feed has been great for our house finches.
Pheasant eating out of a bird feeder on a raised deck
April 23, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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Some mornings the stairs are safe, some mornings they have a Walter.
Tuxedo cat in pounce mode, sprawled on top step of carpeted stairs
April 14, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Me, getting ready to enter boat vs bridge discourse.
Image is porn star Johnny Sins in a US Army uniform.
March 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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Time to break this one out again.
November 14, 2023 at 12:29 PM