Ballysboots
@ballysboots.bsky.social
Shit jokes and Everton. That is all.
What would you like for Christmas?
December 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
What would you like for Christmas?
Great news! It looks like Kyle Walker is going to make a full recovery after the vicious assault at the weekend. 👍
December 17, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Great news! It looks like Kyle Walker is going to make a full recovery after the vicious assault at the weekend. 👍
Finally got the Christmas tree up…
December 2, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Finally got the Christmas tree up…
Dyche out.
a cartoon of spongebob saying please in front of a barrel
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying please in front of a barrel
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Dyche out.
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 AM
People criticise shops for starting to sell Christmas stuff too early etc.
Well I called in Sainsbury’s this morning and it has birthday cake on the shelves - and mine isn't for another 11 months...
Well I called in Sainsbury’s this morning and it has birthday cake on the shelves - and mine isn't for another 11 months...
November 16, 2024 at 9:38 AM
People criticise shops for starting to sell Christmas stuff too early etc.
Well I called in Sainsbury’s this morning and it has birthday cake on the shelves - and mine isn't for another 11 months...
Well I called in Sainsbury’s this morning and it has birthday cake on the shelves - and mine isn't for another 11 months...
My wife wants to leave me because she's fed up with my rock band based puns.
I said I'm happy with the status quo...
I said I'm happy with the status quo...
November 16, 2024 at 9:35 AM
My wife wants to leave me because she's fed up with my rock band based puns.
I said I'm happy with the status quo...
I said I'm happy with the status quo...
Just been to Asda and appreciated the sound advice...
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Just been to Asda and appreciated the sound advice...
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, it’s ridiculous, this relationship is over!"
I said, “This relationship is what? Over."
I said, “This relationship is what? Over."
November 16, 2024 at 9:29 AM
"You're so childish" screamed the wife. "Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, it’s ridiculous, this relationship is over!"
I said, “This relationship is what? Over."
I said, “This relationship is what? Over."