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ballssauce.bsky.social
Dallas
@ballssauce.bsky.social
Author of 200k tweets
Everyone in this airport loves PDA (.)
January 5, 2024 at 2:43 PM
S/o the person blasting a cig in this public restroom
December 31, 2023 at 6:11 PM
No one is liking my Garfield reference to “I hate Mondays” on Christmas joke
December 25, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Dallas
December 25, 2023 at 5:15 AM
Currently combating how hot I am . Demons winning but still an angel
December 23, 2023 at 8:35 AM
(Mrs puff voice) no edging in my class!!
December 22, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Gay people love to sell mattresses
December 17, 2023 at 10:29 PM
The people on the b train don’t know I’m listening to trolls 3 music
December 16, 2023 at 3:42 AM
If I was a rapper I’d be like the bus driver is the king and we’re all his passenger princesses
October 30, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Tomorrow is a Taco Bell day
October 25, 2023 at 8:31 AM
Really angry with oomf today.
October 20, 2023 at 12:17 AM
The kind of high where you want to order Erewhon Instacart or a Loewe bag . 10 mg
October 9, 2023 at 7:32 AM
Taking a dump in the gym… cbtm
October 6, 2023 at 11:53 PM
I have a few I’ll have to join the “la comedy scene “
October 6, 2023 at 6:50 PM
I love how la transit always makes it so easy to get anywhere 😍
September 30, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Taitter
September 28, 2023 at 6:54 PM