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BALLZACK-MASTER-999
@ballmaster999.bsky.social
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I'm a mo-fuckin' general guy. Expert on Mario shit, write fanfic once in a blue moon. M18, birthday 24th
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Part 2; when do u stop being a Mario char?

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#promosky #supermariobros #donkeykongcountry #yoshisisland #warioland
August 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Decided to address the age old meme of whether Mario is a DK spinoff or nah. Is it true?

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August 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Hey. Last October, I counted up how many times each enemy in SMB1 appeared in game. You might be surprised at the answers.
#promosky #smb #smb1 #SuperMarioBros #mario #mariobros
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What enemy appears the most in Super Mario Bros 1?
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July 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I have a Tunblr now, where I’ll share my own personal interpretations of the Marioverse cause I’m bored.

www.tumblr.com/ballmaster99...

#promosky #supermariobros #mario #mariobros
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 1 · Mario AU Headcanons Vol. 2 (I'm gonna be more consistent now) Personally I think Mario lost something when it moved away from the OG vision of Mario being a normal person in an ex…
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July 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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King Boo lookin like he just came out a business meeting to price his games at 80$ USD 🔥
King Boo in Mario Kart World’s Aristocrat suit
April 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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HOLY SHIT NEW 3D DK

AND IT'S 3D-

oh yeah but he looks like this now... 🤢 He sacrificed his good looks to save his series. what a hero.

#DonkeyKongBananza
Donkey Kong Bananza
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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"There will be a new Wind Waker remake" 🤡 why do i jinx myself like this
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I could never turn down more Hyrule Warriors, yay
April 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Harry Potter 🤢
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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EA 🤢
April 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Well there's my excuse to finish Hades 1
April 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Just sayin' Zelda Notes would be a good feature for a new open world 3D Mario...
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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WTF 4K SUPPORT?!?!?!?! STOP LYING
NINTENDO SWITCH 2 4K SUPPORT?!?!?!?!
April 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Nintendo's doing the mouse stuff but I bet they won't make Mario Paint 2
April 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Wow Mario Kart World looks unhinged lol. Racing off track? I might actually play Mario Kart lol
ballmaster999.bsky.social BALLZACK-MASTER-999 @ballmaster999.bsky.social · Apr 2
"Mario Kart World"

Lol they went "oh hell no" on the "Mario Kart 9 or Mario Kart 10" debates
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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"Mario Kart World"

Lol they went "oh hell no" on the "Mario Kart 9 or Mario Kart 10" debates
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Rhythm Heaven returns as last second Switch 1 filler before it gets abandoned for Switch 2 🔥🔥🔥
Rhythm Heaven Groove, as announced in Switch 1's March 27 2025 direct, being announced for Switch 1 as they're about to move on to Switch 2.
March 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Happy woman's day, and in honor, here's my main OC, SubspacePuff, since she's (usually) a girl.

Haven't made an OC sheet before, might change later, but here she is in her venomous balloon-spider glory.

#jigglypuff #ssbb #charactersheet #ocsheet #supersmashbros #supersmashbrosbrawl
Character sheet for my main OC, SubspaceJigglypuff. She is 19, can change genders at will, and is part spider. venomous fangs, eyes that can't close, spider webbing, spider ears. She writes, she makes music, and is part of Tabuu's army. That, and Eggman's too. Somehow. I love the Subspace Emissary. And spiders. And Jigglypuff. Did u know that?
March 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Lowkey they didn’t redesign Shrek at all, the graphics are just better 🤷‍♂️
February 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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subspacepuff.bsky.social
Afternoon. Here's my Smash Bros. fan series, SMASH SANCTUARY, which reimagines the Smashers as residents of "Smash Castle".

Here's the bios of the first 4 "residents" as an "intro". (cont. in replies)

#smashsanctuary #smashbros #supersmashbros #ssb #nintendo #fanfic #fanfiction #charactersheet
The tagline for resident #1 of the Smash Castle, Mario Mario (24 yrs old, born 2000). He is a common plumber and occasional doctor from Brooklyn, New York, and is the first resident 'cause he applied first. He thinks it makes him special. It doesn't, but stroking his ego gets the castle free plumbing so it all works out. The bio for resident #02 of the Smash Castle, Donkey Kong (22 yrs old, born 2002). He is a common gorilla that was found in the forest surrounding the castle. He is particularly strong, possibly mutated or a superbreed. Chill if fed, frightening if not. The bio for resident #03 of the Smash Castle, Link (19 yrs old, born 2005). He is a humble farm boy from a quaint but boring village in Waikato Region, New Zealand. He started exploring to fight boredom, and it led him to the Smash Castle. He is handy, but doesn't talk much, it's kind of unnerving. The bio for resident #04 of the Smash Castle, Samus Aran (30 yrs old, born 1994). She is a mysterious bounty hunter who walks around in a technological marvel of a suit. Tight-lipped about its origins and her past in general. A lot of the younger smashers look up to her as a role model. She is a good one, but she doesn't seem to like the role very much.
January 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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subspacepuff.bsky.social
Oh wow Tiktok's back
Aqua Teen Hunger Force meme of a Tiktok addict (represented by Meatwad) shooting himself over the death of Tiktok, but Tiktok is back (the episode is Kangarilla and the Magic Tarantula)
January 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Ew, get out of my Mario Kart, Seth Rogan
Donkey Kong in the recently revealed Mario Kart 9 for the Nintendo Switch 2, seemingly using his design from the Mario Movie. Gross.
January 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Fun fact; apart from ports/remakes, the Donkey Kong Country series has been dormant for the same amount of time Banjo Kazooie was when they got added to Smash (11 years)

Is Donkey Kong Country cooked chat?
January 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Kirby mewing
Kirby mewing in Kirby Super Star Ultra for the Nintendo DS in Stage 3, Bubbly Clouds
January 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Man Christmas always feels like it ends early once you’re forced out your pajamas 😔
December 26, 2024 at 3:59 AM