BallisticToaster
@ballistictoaster.com
Bread baker, crumby creator, giddy goblin, humble himbo, punny pundit, wily writer, alliteration aficionado. All you need is loaf. 🍞
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PFP by @saltyghostcrow.bsky.social
Logo by @miamarra.bsky.social
Bio.link/ballistictoaster
STREAM CANCELLED
I’m not feeling well & I have a gigantic headache that isn’t going away so I’ll be taking today off to rest while working on other stuff for the channel that I’ve been neglecting for a while. Expect a schedule this Monday, apologies for the abrupt cancellation!
I’m not feeling well & I have a gigantic headache that isn’t going away so I’ll be taking today off to rest while working on other stuff for the channel that I’ve been neglecting for a while. Expect a schedule this Monday, apologies for the abrupt cancellation!
Another week, another schedule! Tonight we're playing Alan Wake at 7:30PM, then Lies of P on Thursday evening at the same time , and finally Shenmue II on Saturday afternoon at 1:30PM!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
STREAM CANCELLED
I’m not feeling well & I have a gigantic headache that isn’t going away so I’ll be taking today off to rest while working on other stuff for the channel that I’ve been neglecting for a while. Expect a schedule this Monday, apologies for the abrupt cancellation!
I’m not feeling well & I have a gigantic headache that isn’t going away so I’ll be taking today off to rest while working on other stuff for the channel that I’ve been neglecting for a while. Expect a schedule this Monday, apologies for the abrupt cancellation!
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We (finally) kicked Pubert's swampy ass and Alidoro's still an ungrateful bitch but that doesn't matter now, we're finally making progress! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToaster to see the next brick wall Toaster runs into. Or through.
We (finally) kicked Pubert's swampy ass and Alidoro's still an ungrateful bitch but that doesn't matter now, we're finally making progress! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToaster to see the next brick wall Toaster runs into. Or through.
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November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
[🔴 LIVE]
We (finally) kicked Pubert's swampy ass and Alidoro's still an ungrateful bitch but that doesn't matter now, we're finally making progress! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToaster to see the next brick wall Toaster runs into. Or through.
We (finally) kicked Pubert's swampy ass and Alidoro's still an ungrateful bitch but that doesn't matter now, we're finally making progress! Tune in to twitch.tv/BallisticToaster to see the next brick wall Toaster runs into. Or through.
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Hartman SUCKS so naturally we let the Dark Presence abduct his sorry ass and now we're off to blast more taken in the face and find Alice as Alan Wake continues on twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Hartman SUCKS so naturally we let the Dark Presence abduct his sorry ass and now we're off to blast more taken in the face and find Alice as Alan Wake continues on twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
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November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[🔴 LIVE]
Hartman SUCKS so naturally we let the Dark Presence abduct his sorry ass and now we're off to blast more taken in the face and find Alice as Alan Wake continues on twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Hartman SUCKS so naturally we let the Dark Presence abduct his sorry ass and now we're off to blast more taken in the face and find Alice as Alan Wake continues on twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Another week, another schedule! Tonight we're playing Alan Wake at 7:30PM, then Lies of P on Thursday evening at the same time , and finally Shenmue II on Saturday afternoon at 1:30PM!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Another week, another schedule! Tonight we're playing Alan Wake at 7:30PM, then Lies of P on Thursday evening at the same time , and finally Shenmue II on Saturday afternoon at 1:30PM!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
[🔴LIVE]
Join the Breadbox as we troll the Fog and attempt to survive in DBD 2v8! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
Join the Breadbox as we troll the Fog and attempt to survive in DBD 2v8! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Join the Breadbox as we troll the Fog and attempt to survive in DBD 2v8! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
Join the Breadbox as we troll the Fog and attempt to survive in DBD 2v8! Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
Today’s stream will be taking place at 6PM EST instead! See you soon.
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Today’s stream will be taking place at 6PM EST instead! See you soon.
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
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Finally got dinner after a VERY long day and we're gonna continue more of Shenmue II at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster ! Tune in as we try to acquire more of the Wu De arts and arm wrestle for gacha money.
Gonna push tonight’s stream to 9PM. Long day at work and I’m only now sitting down to have dinner. See you soon for more Shenmue II!
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Gonna push tonight’s stream to 9PM. Long day at work and I’m only now sitting down to have dinner. See you soon for more Shenmue II!
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It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
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It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
It's been a long day and as much as I'd like to play more Lies of P, Lumines Arise came out a couple days ago & I've been wanting to play that today! Plus it's been a long day & I was hoping to de-stress a bit. (GIF not related, just hard to find one for Lumines)
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I've had a VERY busy week and made some last minute changes to the schedule but tonight we're going live with Lumines Arise, followed by Shenmue II tomorrow evening & DBD 2v8 on Saturday evening!
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Today, we return back to Bright Falls as we try and find Alice while going "Who the hell wrote this goddamn manuscript-oh wait."
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
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November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Today, we return back to Bright Falls as we try and find Alice while going "Who the hell wrote this goddamn manuscript-oh wait."
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
Thanks for tuning in! Took a while to get my bearings back but we managed to get through Pubert (the green swamp monster… thing) and caught up with Alidoro’s ungrateful dog ass.
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
Tonight, we return to Krat as I prepare to tell the greatest lie of all time to myself: I'm great at this game and I totally remember how to play it.
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
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November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Thanks for tuning in! Took a while to get my bearings back but we managed to get through Pubert (the green swamp monster… thing) and caught up with Alidoro’s ungrateful dog ass.
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream we raided out to @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
Tonight, we return to Krat as I prepare to tell the greatest lie of all time to myself: I'm great at this game and I totally remember how to play it.
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
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November 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Tonight, we return to Krat as I prepare to tell the greatest lie of all time to myself: I'm great at this game and I totally remember how to play it.
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
Live now at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster !
*Very* late & I haven't done one of these post-stream sign-offs in a while but thanks for tuning in! We're broke as hell, in a new city, & on a journey to learn the art of Wu De while trying to make bank. But hey, Joy makes it way better.
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*Very* late & I haven't done one of these post-stream sign-offs in a while but thanks for tuning in! We're broke as hell, in a new city, & on a journey to learn the art of Wu De while trying to make bank. But hey, Joy makes it way better.
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
To end stream, we raided @emfacepalm.bsky.social !
Tonight, we return to Ryo Hazuki's story to avenge the death of his father as we follow Lan Di to deliver the asswhooping of a lifetime and fulfill some kinda prophecy or something. Tbh it was kind of a blur.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
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November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Tonight, we return to Ryo Hazuki's story to avenge the death of his father as we follow Lan Di to deliver the asswhooping of a lifetime and fulfill some kinda prophecy or something. Tbh it was kind of a blur.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster and loaf around as we begin Shenmue II! Live now.
This week's schedule's a busy one! We're continuing the saga of Shenmue, returning to Lies of P, and playing more of Alan Wake. All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This week's schedule's a busy one! We're continuing the saga of Shenmue, returning to Lies of P, and playing more of Alan Wake. All this and more at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
This Halloween, we make a long overdue return to Bright Falls as we check out Alan Wake! Live now at the link below.
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
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October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This Halloween, we make a long overdue return to Bright Falls as we check out Alan Wake! Live now at the link below.
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
twitch.tv/ballistictoaster
In light of yesterday’s stream ending earlier than expected, tomorrow’s stream will take place at 7PM EST rather than 8PM EST.
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
October 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
In light of yesterday’s stream ending earlier than expected, tomorrow’s stream will take place at 7PM EST rather than 8PM EST.
We're live now with Powerwash Simulator 2! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster as we spend literal hours trying to find where the hell that one stupid piece of dirt we have to clean up is to complete the level.
October 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We're live now with Powerwash Simulator 2! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster as we spend literal hours trying to find where the hell that one stupid piece of dirt we have to clean up is to complete the level.
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Short week of streams but we’ll be playing Powerwash Simulator 2 on Wednesday evening followed by Alan Wake on Friday evening, both at 8PM EST! All this and more at twitch.tv/BallisticToaster
Bit late because of some errands I had to run, but we're live and ready to cause problems for many killers (and probably survivors let's be real)! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster to watch the shenanigans.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bit late because of some errands I had to run, but we're live and ready to cause problems for many killers (and probably survivors let's be real)! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster to watch the shenanigans.
Change of plans: Tomorrow’s DBD stream has been rescheduled for Sunday October 26th at 2PM EST, see you then!
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Change of plans: Tomorrow’s DBD stream has been rescheduled for Sunday October 26th at 2PM EST, see you then!
omw to twitch to go live and play Haste! GIF totally related, considering what the game's all about. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
omw to twitch to go live and play Haste! GIF totally related, considering what the game's all about. Live now at twitch.tv/ballistictoaster !
We're live now! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster for some relaxing Monday night bricklaying and row clearing!
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We're live now! Tune in to twitch.tv/ballistictoaster for some relaxing Monday night bricklaying and row clearing!
Wrapping up dinner after a call, will be there at 7:15PM EST!
Been a while since I’ve done one of these but while I’m brainstorming a new overlay for my schedules, why not make use of my whiteboard in the meantime? See you tonight as we start this week off with Tetris!
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wrapping up dinner after a call, will be there at 7:15PM EST!