One word that comes to mind here.

Stodgy.

The amount of pressure schools put on parents these days. 3/4 emails a day we get, reminding us to do this or that. Constant expenses.

I understand schools are in financial crisis, however it's not talked about enough when schools charge £50 for a school cardigan. One set of secondary school uniform can cost approx £300 because for some reason it's necessary to stick children in blazers all day

The goat. We will wait for you sweet prince