Agnostic Penguin
@baldpenguin.bsky.social
I aspire to one day think this about my own writing instead of:
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I aspire to one day think this about my own writing instead of:
Too real. If my seasonal depression had a face, it’d be this fucker
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Too real. If my seasonal depression had a face, it’d be this fucker
She’s gone full Misawa. Hopefully her story will treat her better
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
She’s gone full Misawa. Hopefully her story will treat her better
Ah, an underrated trope: the “We missed our chance to do this thing we were supposed to do at a public event but it’s ok because we’ll just do it on our own time cause we’re all that matters” trope.
I’m open to shorter names
I’m open to shorter names
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ah, an underrated trope: the “We missed our chance to do this thing we were supposed to do at a public event but it’s ok because we’ll just do it on our own time cause we’re all that matters” trope.
I’m open to shorter names
I’m open to shorter names
Spoopy Yu-Gi-Oh! friends!
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Spoopy Yu-Gi-Oh! friends!
George understands basic continuity so well, he had to go back and physically change the original trilogy to fit the slop he decided on in the prequels! Genius!
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
George understands basic continuity so well, he had to go back and physically change the original trilogy to fit the slop he decided on in the prequels! Genius!
“The audacity of this bronto b***h”
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“The audacity of this bronto b***h”
Loving Legends ZA so far but damn it I wish I could turn off autosave
I want to go save Taunie from debt collectors, only I can’t because my stupid Sassy-natured French Frog can’t be bothered to get off his stupid Sassy-natured French Frog ass
His name is Claude cause he sucks and is French
I want to go save Taunie from debt collectors, only I can’t because my stupid Sassy-natured French Frog can’t be bothered to get off his stupid Sassy-natured French Frog ass
His name is Claude cause he sucks and is French
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Loving Legends ZA so far but damn it I wish I could turn off autosave
I want to go save Taunie from debt collectors, only I can’t because my stupid Sassy-natured French Frog can’t be bothered to get off his stupid Sassy-natured French Frog ass
His name is Claude cause he sucks and is French
I want to go save Taunie from debt collectors, only I can’t because my stupid Sassy-natured French Frog can’t be bothered to get off his stupid Sassy-natured French Frog ass
His name is Claude cause he sucks and is French
The genders of Ash's Pokemon based on a combination of in-universe confirmations and out-of-universe HC.
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The genders of Ash's Pokemon based on a combination of in-universe confirmations and out-of-universe HC.
Brawly: "This is bullshit! I was the one who made "stand by" a thing!"
Paul:
Paul:
October 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Brawly: "This is bullshit! I was the one who made "stand by" a thing!"
Paul:
Paul:
September 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Note: it's been a while since I've seen most of these arcs, so some could be better or worse than I remember.
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Note: it's been a while since I've seen most of these arcs, so some could be better or worse than I remember.
Ah, Sky-Battles. The mechanic so necessary and revolutionary it was completely abandoned in the very next game!
This was totally worth ruining all flying Pokémon models
This was totally worth ruining all flying Pokémon models
September 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ah, Sky-Battles. The mechanic so necessary and revolutionary it was completely abandoned in the very next game!
This was totally worth ruining all flying Pokémon models
This was totally worth ruining all flying Pokémon models
Drop some skulls
August 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Drop some skulls
Bayleef may be more popular now, but during DP, she and her entire line were easily the least popular among fans, even if the staff might have liked her
Also miffed they teased us with Glalie's return only to go "PSYCHE" at the last minute
This is Glalie punishing Ash for his lack of screentime
Also miffed they teased us with Glalie's return only to go "PSYCHE" at the last minute
This is Glalie punishing Ash for his lack of screentime
August 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bayleef may be more popular now, but during DP, she and her entire line were easily the least popular among fans, even if the staff might have liked her
Also miffed they teased us with Glalie's return only to go "PSYCHE" at the last minute
This is Glalie punishing Ash for his lack of screentime
Also miffed they teased us with Glalie's return only to go "PSYCHE" at the last minute
This is Glalie punishing Ash for his lack of screentime
Aw I love the DP 191 fight because 1 It was cathartic to see the twerps so effortlessly wallop them (Ash doesn't even let them finish the motto lol) 2 It gave Staraptor and Torterra a MUCH better send-off than the league did and 3 This moment after was still just as powerful for me with the new ost
August 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Aw I love the DP 191 fight because 1 It was cathartic to see the twerps so effortlessly wallop them (Ash doesn't even let them finish the motto lol) 2 It gave Staraptor and Torterra a MUCH better send-off than the league did and 3 This moment after was still just as powerful for me with the new ost
Duel Monsters Dump Part II!
August 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Duel Monsters Dump Part II!
Duel Monsters Dump!
August 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Duel Monsters Dump!
It’s not slander if it’s true
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s not slander if it’s true
I would argue that Grotle going down in only 3 hits was a bit suspect, since it took a lot more to bring him down in their last battle and that was when he didn't know how to defend himself.
But Honchkrow does have Super Luck so he could have just gotten really lucky
Also this grin is everything
But Honchkrow does have Super Luck so he could have just gotten really lucky
Also this grin is everything
August 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I would argue that Grotle going down in only 3 hits was a bit suspect, since it took a lot more to bring him down in their last battle and that was when he didn't know how to defend himself.
But Honchkrow does have Super Luck so he could have just gotten really lucky
Also this grin is everything
But Honchkrow does have Super Luck so he could have just gotten really lucky
Also this grin is everything
My amount Rushmore of Superhero films
July 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My amount Rushmore of Superhero films
Cilan had a funny fish. That's something
July 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Cilan had a funny fish. That's something