The Bald Marketer
@baldmarketer.bsky.social
I am Laura Cole - the Owner and Founder of Laura Cole Creative, a Design & IT Consultancy Firm based in Charlotte, NC.
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“I have no Grace left to give - only fight remains.” - Laura Cole, Founder of Laura Cole Creative and hobby Poet.
So who are these American citizens that MAGA scum are so eager to deport? I’ve got a few guesses.
May 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
So who are these American citizens that MAGA scum are so eager to deport? I’ve got a few guesses.
The most dangerous opinion in America right now is, “he can’t do that - it’s unconstitutional.”
May 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The most dangerous opinion in America right now is, “he can’t do that - it’s unconstitutional.”
I just wrote a new poem. It’s very modern.
I told you so.
I said it would happen.
I literally called it.
I remember warning everyone.
I had a feeling.
I saw it coming.
I knew he’d do this.
Over and over again…
I told you.
~ Laura Cole
I told you so.
I said it would happen.
I literally called it.
I remember warning everyone.
I had a feeling.
I saw it coming.
I knew he’d do this.
Over and over again…
I told you.
~ Laura Cole
April 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I just wrote a new poem. It’s very modern.
I told you so.
I said it would happen.
I literally called it.
I remember warning everyone.
I had a feeling.
I saw it coming.
I knew he’d do this.
Over and over again…
I told you.
~ Laura Cole
I told you so.
I said it would happen.
I literally called it.
I remember warning everyone.
I had a feeling.
I saw it coming.
I knew he’d do this.
Over and over again…
I told you.
~ Laura Cole
When someone at work wants to ask me a question from now on, I’m reciting the Miranda Rights. Sounds like fun.
April 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
When someone at work wants to ask me a question from now on, I’m reciting the Miranda Rights. Sounds like fun.
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Kamala Harris warned us many times that we would have a recession by the middle of the year…
April 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kamala Harris warned us many times that we would have a recession by the middle of the year…
Wondering where all the Brand pranks are today and I’m thinking they want us to have a break from foolishness this year.
April 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Wondering where all the Brand pranks are today and I’m thinking they want us to have a break from foolishness this year.
I think this year on my tax return, in the income line, I’ll just type in “I don’t recall.”
March 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think this year on my tax return, in the income line, I’ll just type in “I don’t recall.”
It is one thing to get your face eaten by a leopard, it’s a whole other thing to applaud him for doing so.
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It is one thing to get your face eaten by a leopard, it’s a whole other thing to applaud him for doing so.
You could ski down this hill.
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You could ski down this hill.
Did Trumph seriously refer to the drop in Tesla sales as far left “illegal boycotts”?
March 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Did Trumph seriously refer to the drop in Tesla sales as far left “illegal boycotts”?
I like to play a game these days. It’s called, “look at my stocks and cry.”
March 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I like to play a game these days. It’s called, “look at my stocks and cry.”
If I hear, “he wouldn’t lie to us” or “tell me one time when he lied” - I swear…
a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
ALT: a little girl in a red and purple dress is brushing her hair with a brush .
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If I hear, “he wouldn’t lie to us” or “tell me one time when he lied” - I swear…
Today in “You Can’t Make This 💩Up”.
March 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Today in “You Can’t Make This 💩Up”.
After hearing Zelensky handle himself so well even while speaking a 2nd language, I’m reminded of the arrogance of every American leader that has gone to a foreign country and forced English as the language.
March 1, 2025 at 6:40 AM
After hearing Zelensky handle himself so well even while speaking a 2nd language, I’m reminded of the arrogance of every American leader that has gone to a foreign country and forced English as the language.
Anybody else flying the “coup” anytime soon? #expat #movingout
February 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anybody else flying the “coup” anytime soon? #expat #movingout
Y’all - this is too funny. I can’t make this up. Unfortunately, she deleted her comment before I could reply. 🤦♀️ For reference, I referred to a non-elected leader as a Nazi. 😂😂😂 #canthidestupid
February 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Y’all - this is too funny. I can’t make this up. Unfortunately, she deleted her comment before I could reply. 🤦♀️ For reference, I referred to a non-elected leader as a Nazi. 😂😂😂 #canthidestupid
I never realized that I was friends with so many billionaires. They just live so modestly. #stupidMAGA #corporatepolitics
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I never realized that I was friends with so many billionaires. They just live so modestly. #stupidMAGA #corporatepolitics
I wrote this one at 15. Maybe it encourages you as we fight the good fight. #poetry
Halfway down the road
I just couldn’t go on
With the words, “I give up”
On the tip of my tongue
The race seemed to grow longer
Much harder to run
I looked behind me to find
I had only just begun
- Laura Carr Cole
Halfway down the road
I just couldn’t go on
With the words, “I give up”
On the tip of my tongue
The race seemed to grow longer
Much harder to run
I looked behind me to find
I had only just begun
- Laura Carr Cole
February 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I wrote this one at 15. Maybe it encourages you as we fight the good fight. #poetry
Halfway down the road
I just couldn’t go on
With the words, “I give up”
On the tip of my tongue
The race seemed to grow longer
Much harder to run
I looked behind me to find
I had only just begun
- Laura Carr Cole
Halfway down the road
I just couldn’t go on
With the words, “I give up”
On the tip of my tongue
The race seemed to grow longer
Much harder to run
I looked behind me to find
I had only just begun
- Laura Carr Cole
Tell me again about how women are too emotional to be in leadership…
February 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Tell me again about how women are too emotional to be in leadership…
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Since they can’t critically think - I’m going back to the classics.
January 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Since they can’t critically think - I’m going back to the classics.
I am trying to learn European Portuguese. I also have ADHD. This is going to be a wild ride.
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I am trying to learn European Portuguese. I also have ADHD. This is going to be a wild ride.
@terawooten.bsky.social Make that first post a doozie! I’m waiting…
January 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@terawooten.bsky.social Make that first post a doozie! I’m waiting…