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spreadsheets, dog, kentucky
pets know it's Saturday and are following lazy protocol
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
we have a certified monday morning cuddle puddle

and then there's Walter trying to get his underbite rolled up in my chair
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
pleading, screaming, crying for people to stop doing this shit on home listings
October 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
reminder that Grippo's sells 1.5lb boxes of chips with extra seasoning

leave a box next to the candy bowl at halloween
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
TIL Jacobson Park's pine forest was an oopsie
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
some might say i've got my
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
that's how you get pink eye, Lola
you don't have to take this
October 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Arkansas has the chance to do the funniest thing
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
yup, that's what he do
September 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
you're getting ready for NFL Sunday

I'm studying game film

we are not the same
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
borthday gorl
September 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
wow that's crazy news but have I mentioned
September 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
aw thanks, silksong team

I'm just a guy being a dude
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
wife is killin' the bakery game with a strawberry cheesecake and homemade whip cream
September 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Kiffin just said "they can't throw" and jogged into the locker room
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
the rare sextbox
August 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
stop going gray
that's enough
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sunday with the pets that run everything
August 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
He waited until everybody was asleep, but he didn't count on my brain still registering "IT'S HAPPENING" mid-snooze.

A lifetime of not liking men, but three months of living together was finally enough to deem me worthy of his cuddle.
August 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
this morning @ woodland art fair
August 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I gotta say

it's a no from me 👎
August 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
he's almost 14, has a late stage heart murmur, and now has a bandage over a MCT that ruptured earlier this week.

But on a morning walk in the pines he still looks back at me like, "keep up, old man."
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Insurer: "the driver said it was a scratch"

oh that's funny
August 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
finally, someone *gets* the lifestyle of accountants

if you'll excuse me I gotta tell the boys at the cheetah print store about this
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
July 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM