Ben Wolf
@baldasastone.bsky.social
writer | photographer | husband | father | and other words | nulltheory.net
New least favorite taste: drinking coffee with a cough drop in 👎
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
New least favorite taste: drinking coffee with a cough drop in 👎
Looney Tunes gives children unrealistic expectations about the availability of dynamite.
January 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Looney Tunes gives children unrealistic expectations about the availability of dynamite.
I don't want a job I want to be at a standing desk looking out the window with a cup of coffee.
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I don't want a job I want to be at a standing desk looking out the window with a cup of coffee.
Sometimes my toddler shouts "No!" completely unprompted and I get it
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes my toddler shouts "No!" completely unprompted and I get it
A polycule is basically an HOA for your junk.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
A polycule is basically an HOA for your junk.
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But are we focused enough on how Elsa's horrible secret tore her family apart?
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
But are we focused enough on how Elsa's horrible secret tore her family apart?
Watching people open wheels of cheese on TikTok because that's what holidays are for.
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Watching people open wheels of cheese on TikTok because that's what holidays are for.
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People are telling me to boycott the World Cup that I didn't know was coming up. It's like they're screaming "HOP!!!" at a one-legged man.
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
People are telling me to boycott the World Cup that I didn't know was coming up. It's like they're screaming "HOP!!!" at a one-legged man.
It's so awesome when a team you don't like sets themselves on fire over and over again. L.A. is a city of champions.... and also the Clippers.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's so awesome when a team you don't like sets themselves on fire over and over again. L.A. is a city of champions.... and also the Clippers.
Look what Tom Jones did to my Spotify Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Look what Tom Jones did to my Spotify Wrapped
More of my #photography from #hongkong
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
More of my #photography from #hongkong
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My toddler's watching Teletubbies and I'm reminded of when Jerry Falwell called Tinky Winky a gay icon back in the 90s. Totally insane. Like... How did he not realize they're a polycule?
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My toddler's watching Teletubbies and I'm reminded of when Jerry Falwell called Tinky Winky a gay icon back in the 90s. Totally insane. Like... How did he not realize they're a polycule?