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Baldacious Crumb
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Flatuist, dog-tolerator, and rapid eater.
Why are they LIKE that..
These awkward bandito-masked 30something trumplerjugend all stand/move look like they're storing a hot flask of coffee up their dilated butts.
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I keep hearing about "Anthropic". And I keep thinking, for a split second, that it sounds like a septic mutagenic disease that turns you a sort of twisted elk/human hybrid that won't survive the night.
October 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Kier, you vegetable.

Your line should be "He IS a racist, yes- but worse than that, he's a Libertarian ghoul who wants to crack the NHS open and feast on it's innards, while forcing us into US style health debt."
October 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Misread that as 'incinerate him forever'

Aw hell whatever- that too ;3
September 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Again. That's division of labor.
I condemn the colonialist regime squatting murderously in occupied palestine, and you can condemn other things.
That way, niether of us get overwhelmed. Isn't that neat?
September 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yes. Which is why i'm trusting a goodly obsessive maniac like yourself with those particular godawful injustices, while myself and my loosely affiliated lefty chums keep a twitchy tearful eye on the assault on Gaza City by the idf.

It's called division of labor. Maybe you've heard of it.
September 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Tell u wot.
How about you concern yourself with those atrocities, and we'll concern ourselves with the flagrant genocidal antics of the so-called state of Israel? :)
Ok bud?
September 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Old media have repteadedly shoved this bullfrog down our poor dilatated throats for what seems like 100 years. Day in, Day out, the question is "what does Nigel think??" :O

Then some of them are like- "I wonder why he's so dangerously close to number 10!.."
September 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Looks like an israeli King Leopold of Belgium.

Angh!.. History's rhyming again, I hate it when it does that
September 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Baldacious Crumb
He looks like Israeli Thanos.
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Anybody who watches that apple-cheeked scandi dipshit is not watching for the 40k lore. If they wanted GOOD stuff they'd let Oculus Imperia fill their ears with delicious poetry. Instead of the atonal squaking of some wiki-reciting man-enfant.
September 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nice! What's growing?
September 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The shooter might have tried to aim for the face, but let's be honest- it'd have been like hitting a postage stamp.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
in this trying time, all I can offer is a handful of heartfelt parting words-

Rest in Feces Diaperboy :D
September 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Aura Farming" made me honk like a goddam goose :D fuckin hell hehehehe

If that turns out to be something the kidz are actually saying now I'll probably honklaugh again
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You cheerleaders of zionism, always with the same leading brow-beating questions meant to shame people. I've had to answer this a thousand times over the past couple years, and no matter the wording it always galls me. I swear to fuckin' gawd-

For the LAST TIME, YES! >:]
September 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Compared to the mass collective punishment enacted on the captive (and now starving) population of Gaza. Yeah- sorry, don't give a fuck about a bunch of Israelis who were ballsy enough to party next to a concentration camp.

Go cry into your poutine.
September 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM