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BaldChristopher
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made you look !
Bababoey fortnite epic chungus 67 Woody Guthrie Stan Rogers
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Am I going insane or do you see it?
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I miss you Nusha. You deserve to still be with us.
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Chat what does it mean when a woman says I have "radiant" skin?
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I want Evander Kane off of this fucking team. He has like ten penalties in just fourteen regular season games.
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Bored at work, you know the drill: ask me something stupid ngl.link/bald_christo...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Life is beautiful and my friends love me
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I love women('s hockey)!
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Fast food shawty keeps upgrading my fries to large for free and winks at me as I leave.

She wants the BaldDickstopher.
October 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am the one who says he will be late for work and then shows up on time anyways
October 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Genuinely fucked up how smoking a joint always makes my nausea go away
October 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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- The daily video game history fact -

River City Ransom (1989) is the third installment of the japanese Kunio-kun series, preceded by Super Dodge Ball (1987) and Renegade (1986).

The series has over twenty titles released in Japan.

Gameplay: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7xe...
October 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't care how good the only Canadian team in the league is playing

I am not watching baseball
October 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the hunger burns
October 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"Christopher, can you come in a few hours early? Chris we need you to stay for another hour. Chris, can you work overtime again this weekend? Please Christopher, just two or three hours I promise it won't turn into another full size shift I swear. Christopher I'm cold and lonely, please hold me!"
October 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I need several hugs
October 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
what if they let las vegas be chinese but also portuguese at the same time??
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Had a dream someone called the ugly stepsister Tarantinoslop and got so angry I woke up
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
"the last of us" is just cocomelon for gamers
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I should get some more tattoos
October 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
How it feels to watch your coworker walking towards the till to take over for you so you can go home for the day
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM