Been consistently pumping my man meat lately, trying to treat it like going to the gym (whatever that means). The #pump is the way! No pain no gain! Etc.

… … beep boop

#hung #heavycock #daddydick #monstercock #23cm

Hi babes! I want to thank y’all for following me. I’ve clearly not been the most active poster, but I am definitely an active diddler.

Please enjoy this #monstercock archive from a couple years back, my gift to you.

That Asahi was delicious, by the way.

#nsfw #daddydick #pumped #heavy #cock

Just #pumped in the #shower before going out to have a couple beers. I’m probably gonna be fairly popular.

#daddydick #bulge #nsfw #monstercock

Medium #pump in the shower today—can’t overdo it, or the earthlings will be confused when I’m walking amongst them. I’m at about 22.85cm in this session, with room for a little more length if I care to take more time.

#bigcock #nsfw #nopainnogain #daddydick #pumping #9incher

Still not sure as to which hashtags would be most effective for a [definite] human such as myself.

Regardless, I will conquer your planet...

... with my humanity! Myes.

Here is proof that I have a long hairs, like that one deity people seem to be all about sometimes

#bigdick #daddydick #nsfw

Do you think they’ll notice me if I go out like this?

#bulge #daddydick

Gotta remember to use the labels!!
Don’t want to put anyone’s dang eye out by accident. Sorry ladies!

Please dick pic responsibly, gents.

#hung #hugecock #centaurdick #babyarm #daddydick #hangingout #semi #shower #FCF #armadilloinmytrousers

Welp, gotta kick this off somehow! For this #FCF, enjoy a post-pump from last summer… had to let the fella breathe a bit

#bigdick #nsfw #exhibitionism #fatcock #pumped

I like having a corner of the internet for this particular subject, so I’ll probably stick around