Clare Griffin
@balalaichnitsa.bsky.social
Brit abroad | historian and fiction writer | NA | Assoc Prof @ IUBloomington | Tweets #EarlyModern #Russia #GlobalHistory #MentalHealth | she/her
How do I feel like getting sick next year? It’s so hard to decide
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How do I feel like getting sick next year? It’s so hard to decide
Also to check out the new faculty lounge! On a different continent
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Also to check out the new faculty lounge! On a different continent
I am now getting emails about the internal vacancies I could apply for at a job I don’t have any more in a country I am no longer living in
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I am now getting emails about the internal vacancies I could apply for at a job I don’t have any more in a country I am no longer living in
What a movie /fin
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What a movie /fin
“Forget it, Holmwood, it’s Draculatown”
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“Forget it, Holmwood, it’s Draculatown”
The closer we are to becoming a vampire, the more unkempt our hair becomes, that is the lesson here
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The closer we are to becoming a vampire, the more unkempt our hair becomes, that is the lesson here
Post-Dracula Keanu looks like he didn’t rub in his dray shampoo properly
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Post-Dracula Keanu looks like he didn’t rub in his dray shampoo properly
And also nothing he suggests actually seems to work? He is not great at this
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
And also nothing he suggests actually seems to work? He is not great at this
Van Helsing is a terrible communicator
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Van Helsing is a terrible communicator
Anthony Hopkins chewing all the scenery Gary Oldman left standing
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Anthony Hopkins chewing all the scenery Gary Oldman left standing
No one can ugly cry like Dracula
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
No one can ugly cry like Dracula
Van Helsing first appearing lecturing on both vampire bats and venereal diseases somehow, introducing his two main interests in life
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Van Helsing first appearing lecturing on both vampire bats and venereal diseases somehow, introducing his two main interests in life
It’s also poor form to let your pet wolf attack people at a pornography cinematograph you mind controlled your reincarnated love interest into visiting. Dracula has so much to learn
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It’s also poor form to let your pet wolf attack people at a pornography cinematograph you mind controlled your reincarnated love interest into visiting. Dracula has so much to learn
Wesley is marrying Lucy! How had I forgotten this
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wesley is marrying Lucy! How had I forgotten this
Lucy has borrowed her wedding dress from Queen Elizabeth I
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Lucy has borrowed her wedding dress from Queen Elizabeth I
Hopkins also voices the ship captain’s log. Is he also the captain? Did they accidentally not give him enough lines as Van Helsing and have to make up the contract somehow?
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hopkins also voices the ship captain’s log. Is he also the captain? Did they accidentally not give him enough lines as Van Helsing and have to make up the contract somehow?
Depiction of London Zoo does not put its security in a good light. Pretty sure that wolf was only staying in that cage to fuck with you
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Depiction of London Zoo does not put its security in a good light. Pretty sure that wolf was only staying in that cage to fuck with you
Harker’s orgy with Dracula’s brides is extremely weird and implies a vampire bite blow job
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Harker’s orgy with Dracula’s brides is extremely weird and implies a vampire bite blow job