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David Long
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I mean, if I can have a Murderbot friend, then full speed ahead, I say
June 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Always re-readable.
May 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@cronevon.bsky.social Just wait til my copy gets here!

On a completely unrelated side note, will you be here for dinner tomorrow. The main course may surprise you.
May 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This has broken my brain. Surely, *surely* this can’t be real. Right? Right?!
May 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
He is infinitely rereadable.
May 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Blink twice if you’re actually trapped in someone’s attic.
May 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Maybe “Five Go Down to the Sea (Leaving One Friend at Home And Another Gets Caught in the Undertow)?
May 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Exactly. I got as far as, “tr*mp is a strong, svelte man with very large hands who has a perfect record of holding his people to account,” and something snapped behind my left eyeball.
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh. I assumed it was going to be a closer contest, from the context of every maga losing their mind. I envisioned hordes of linebackers previously named Sue snatching boys from the crowd and painting their faces like Tammy Faye Bakker.
The reality is a little boring.
April 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He must be right, because reading this makes me want to go all Thelma & Louise.
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So, somewhere south of 1,000 transgender athletes?
April 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I got as far as “secret agent” and thought, “Oh, Retief.” You’ve stumped me again, Aaronovitch.
April 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Are you working on a “Rivers of London” pun? Er… it’s copper.
March 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM