I mean, if I can have a Murderbot friend, then full speed ahead, I say

Always re-readable.

@cronevon.bsky.social Just wait til my copy gets here!

On a completely unrelated side note, will you be here for dinner tomorrow. The main course may surprise you.

This has broken my brain. Surely, *surely* this can’t be real. Right? Right?!

He is infinitely rereadable.

Blink twice if you’re actually trapped in someone’s attic.

Maybe “Five Go Down to the Sea (Leaving One Friend at Home And Another Gets Caught in the Undertow)?

I feel as if I’ve seen this somewhere before. encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

Exactly. I got as far as, “tr*mp is a strong, svelte man with very large hands who has a perfect record of holding his people to account,” and something snapped behind my left eyeball.

Oh. I assumed it was going to be a closer contest, from the context of every maga losing their mind. I envisioned hordes of linebackers previously named Sue snatching boys from the crowd and painting their faces like Tammy Faye Bakker.
The reality is a little boring.

He must be right, because reading this makes me want to go all Thelma & Louise.

So, somewhere south of 1,000 transgender athletes?

I got as far as “secret agent” and thought, “Oh, Retief.” You’ve stumped me again, Aaronovitch.

Are you working on a “Rivers of London” pun? Er… it’s copper.