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Jen McAllister
@bakerina.bsky.social
Lawyer. Ediscoverer. Social Justice Stevedore. Pittsburgher. Married to the best guy. She/her.
The video isn't great, but the audio is. Volume up. #ThanksDewey
July 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It ain't a beauty but hey, it's alright, and that's alright with me.
May 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Share a bad guy from the 80s
May 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every once in a while, you order a plate of food so beautiful that you say to yourself "dang, that is a BEAUTIFUL plate of food," and then you whip your camera out like a common food blogger circa 2005.
May 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh, Qters Mafooders. We will never stop loving you.
April 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There was much to love about Q, but I particularly loved her flawless imitation of Gloria Swanson.
April 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Q McAllister, 2010-2025

Goodbye to this beauty, this nutbar, this puppy in the body of a cat, this eater of lettuce and toast and shocking amounts of Dietz & Watson turkey breast. I told you every day that you were a very nice and good kitty. And you were, too.
April 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It's been about an age and two thirds since I've been able to complete a project of any kind. I started this one in early November. Then I put it down for a long time, because *makes All This gesture*

Last month I picked the needle back up. Last night I finished the backing.
April 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It's been nearly one year since this nutbar fell into our basement, three days after her sister also fell into our basement. #Henry
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
March 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Henry, A Study:
March 16, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Not to brag, but I think my spicy poké game is improving.
February 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not bad for a morning's work.

Cheesecake is the Cottage Cheese Cake from Mollie Katzen's Sunlight Cafe. Bread is the sandwich bread recipe (in "Four Easy Pieces") from More Home Cooking by Laurie Colwin.
February 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
January 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Life
is just
a pair
of
tuxieeeeees

(For the life of me, I don't understand why Q's ears look so long in this picture. I swear, her ears are not half the size of her head IRL.)

#Q #Henry
January 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
January 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
January 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
For context: Dewey on the left, Henry on the right.
January 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is Cerberus, the three-headed hound who guards Hades to prevent the dead from escaping back to the land of the living.

Or rather, it's a resin representative figurine of Cerberus. But that's not important right now.

Normally, Cerberus lives on Ross's desk, in his office on the third floor. 🧵
January 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"You know how law is full of incomprehensible, inside-baseball jargon? You know how tech is also full of incomprehensible, inside-baseball jargon? I work at the intersection."
December 31, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Post your Queen.
December 29, 2024 at 1:50 AM
To quote William Steig:

O U Q-T

U R A B-U-T

#Q #TuxiesOfInstagram #NowGetOffTheCoffeeTable
December 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM