Baja Blastoise
@bajablastoise33.bsky.social
Socialist, suburban dad
In this house, we play hard mode Connections
December 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In this house, we play hard mode Connections
One category for long form video essays. And another for longest form video essays. You in that one.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
One category for long form video essays. And another for longest form video essays. You in that one.
“It was a GOOF!”
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“It was a GOOF!”
Never heard of Manchester but you best believe I’ve seen signs for Lion’s Den since I was a child.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Never heard of Manchester but you best believe I’ve seen signs for Lion’s Den since I was a child.
I saw the title and immediately thought ‘god dammit, they’ve finally made a rule that says dogs CAN’T play basketball…’
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I saw the title and immediately thought ‘god dammit, they’ve finally made a rule that says dogs CAN’T play basketball…’
I once referenced ‘slowly shrinking as I transform into a corn cob’ in person and absolutely no one had any idea what I was talking about. I did not explain.
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I once referenced ‘slowly shrinking as I transform into a corn cob’ in person and absolutely no one had any idea what I was talking about. I did not explain.
There’s a dad-gum CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE
October 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
There’s a dad-gum CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE
Gee, I’m starting to think these ICE fellas might not be the most scrupulous folks.
October 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Gee, I’m starting to think these ICE fellas might not be the most scrupulous folks.
Holy shit lmao
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Holy shit lmao
I keep telling Cort we need to find a sitter so we can go see this. Damn!
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I keep telling Cort we need to find a sitter so we can go see this. Damn!
