Only if you’ve fucked up. So tell me Ari, where did you fuck up this year???

Well when one side view mirror really really loves another side view mirror….

Honestly I’m guessing some sort of blind spot mirror?

That grumble he makes when he steps on said rakes is forever ingrained in my mind. I haven’t seen that episode in decades probably

Watch

Yo what’s a sporting event and you’ll see fanduel in your sleep

“But the GOP PROMISED!!!”

“sick legislative reference bro”

Tom Cotton somewhere shouting “and you mocked me for voting against ending daylight savings time, who’s the fool NOW!!!!!!!!” Calendar calamity everywhere without it.

This joke hinges on whether the 7PM right now would be the real 7PM without DST and not the real 7PM being 8PM. God my head hurts

Pittsburgh’s sports hack per capita has to be up there: Kovadumbass, Madden, and the worst of them all Rob Rossi. They are penguins insiders with literally no inside info, it’s pathetic.

Throw Tailscale on that bad boy and your phone/laptop for easy access to your media or file library anywhere.

I thought the whole “the dodgers don’t have a bullpen so they just stopped trying” thing was just hyperbole but uh wow it isn’t.