I am beginning to worry about my friend* Ron, who I haven't seen in a while even though it has been sunny and warm out.

Friend = guy I introduced myself to once who sits in front of the local Mediterranean restaurant with a drink and his shoes off every sunny day.

I miss airplane crosswords. #WholesomeContent

You know you live in the US when you pause to think "shit, how much does it cost to have fire fighters come check if there is actual danger or if the carbon monoxide alarm is just malfunctioning?" #thisisamerica

As someone who spends a lot of time on the 5 fwy, I want to know where the self-driving trucks are. Imagine a world where trucks aren't taking up both lanes because one wants to drive 65 and another wants to drive 68 🤯

New Food Network show idea: it's like Chopped, but instead of mystery ingredient contestants are given a Tupperware of day old X, and they have to reheat it to be delicious