It is the Superman that I needed this year. It was so fun. It was so inspiring. It had so many DC Comics nerdy things represented on screen in such a faithful way that I never thought I’d see on such a huge scale.

Hayley and I loved it.

I try to scream but it is already too late. The lights keep pulling me in and there’s no escape. There is no other side. There is only chicken jockey. Ever since I was a child, I yearned for the mines. The yearning is eternal and never ending.

It starts quiet. And then it gets louder and louder until it is so loud that it starts jumping over the theater seats holding a live chicken while throwing a giant bag of popcorn over the heads of multiple rows of patrons: “CHICKEN JOCKEY”