my dad left me a meme as a note

going through the last of my grandparents’ stuff and found the ultimate family heirloom, Box Of Newspapers From September 2001

no one dog should have all this pollen

get a load of these babies

me (flirting): so anyway ive been listening to this news podcast but its like stupid irrelevant news and a lot of it is about weird shit that happens in the u.s. but all the hosts are australian and ive been going through the backlog for weeks so my internal monologue is vaguely australian rn and

constantly getting too preoccupied with social anxiety answering questions like “how are you” or “what have you been up to lately” that i forget to reciprocate the question and spend the rest of the day feeling like a rude dick

what r u doing cvs

love to race my parents to answer my niece’s questions about what socialism is and how welfare programs work

been hanging out w my 13yo niece who is a perfect angel and she keeps calling my step dad “queen” and won’t explain what it means

get a load of these babies

recently realized that when i get off the phone i apparently just put the phone down and trust the other person will actually end the call bc my mom does the same thing and i’ll come back to my phone a couple minutes later and the call is still going

in awe that the cashier who processed my return at tj maxx could physically allow herself to staple the receipts together at a 45 degree angle

outside in louisiana thinking about feminist king isaac asimov’s description of a contraption to hold yr knocks up off yr chest whilst toiling in the heat of the mines

obligatory post to push past the feeling that i can’t possibly write in this brand new notebook