Ya’ll ever ask Siri to set an alarm and think it won’t work because it’s a weird time

So, you have gone to the toilet.
You have violent Diarrhoea, you’ve been making deals with god for an hour, your legs are numb.

You look to the left and see there are only 9 sheets of toilet paper left?

How are you handling this scenario?

#brainteaser

Posting something so the baddie that told me to get this shit knows I care about her recommendations 🗣️💯

Posting something so the baddie that told me to get this shit knows I care about her recommendations 🗣️💯

Fucking hate trying to masturbate and my mate is knocking on the door!!!!!!

Me when I’m sat on the toilet and my penis becomes a 7 speed sequential transmission

Wen mi uze ta leg curl machine mi feel like ima buss jizz

Hat it when mi tek de train and mi headphone di

I think I’ve got “Up-Syndrome” because I still stammer and slur my words and shit myself but I’m also always fully erect

22:10 and a brotha hungery

Hi guys I’m retarded and I am gay