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𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙗
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𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮/𝙎𝙒𝙍𝙋/𝙊𝘾/𝙊𝘾𝙍𝙋/𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙚/𝙏𝙬𝙤 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨/𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/𝘽𝙮 𝙌𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙠
Bob would blush if he was capable of it.
Gary, on the other hand, immediately pulls out a blaster pistol on Rumble.

Gary: “Get your own hunk.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bob: “I purchased it from Space-Temu.”
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bob: “I am slaying this look.”

Due to the nature of B2 design: The wig isn’t on his ‘head’ since it’s technically in the middle of his chest.

So it’s just atop his torso.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Bob: “You prefer being a hideous and wretched old meatbag?”
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Bob: “You are just jealous you do not have the mass-produced frame to pull off this look.”
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Bob: “Am I beautiful?”
October 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
(Now picture a B2 in a Betty Boop wig and dress cus it’s funny 😭😂)
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Bob would nod if his head was actually capable of it.

Bob: “Indeed. I enjoy Gary, but a moment of peace is also enjoyable.”

The B2 put the flannel into the front pocket of his stupid apron.

Bob: “How are you, Cal?”
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Gary’s quiet for a few moments.
You can literally hear his brain whirring as he considers the offer.

Gary: Alright! Alright! You’re in.
October 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bob turns around. After a second, he waves his flannel holding hand.

Bob: “Greetings, Cal.”
October 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Gary: And we’re hardened veterans! And expert badasses! We don’t—

Bob whacks Gary over the head.

Bob: We would welcome your aid.
October 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Bob: The aid would be…

Gary: UNEEDED! We aren’t sharing our loot with you once we pull this off!

Bob: Gary please.
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Gary: Stormtroopers! Stupid meatbags! They won’t leave us alone!

Bob: In fairness, we were attempting to steal an imperial cargo shipment under their protection.

Gary: Yeah! Exactly! They’re so unreasonable!
October 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bob: As I said. Freaky.
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Bob: If kids means Gary, then yes.
October 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Gary: Nuts. Or just badass?
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Gary: And we keep telling you that as a meatbag you can’t see the little things going on between those two.

Bob: Indeed. They are freaky.
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM