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( sans seems a little off today. he looks... different. something is definitely wrong. but what could it be? maybe you should try to approach him, see what's up. )

( approach? )

*( YES ) *( NO )
May 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“ drawing self-portraits. what do you guys think? “
December 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
“ what’s an underverse? “
November 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
“ sorry i haven’t been keeping up here as of lately. just a lil’ busy napping, is all. “
November 20, 2024 at 1:19 PM
November 19, 2024 at 12:13 PM
November 18, 2024 at 11:48 PM
" thanks, kiddo. "

[ His sadness in his faces glowed as he knew he'd most likely not come back, at least not in this timeline. ]
November 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
" just... stay home kid. please. i don't care if you have all the souls in the world, you honestly need to stay and hide, just so you don't get hurt. "

[ He looked quite serious. Maybe Asriel should listen to him. ]
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
" well kiddo, truth be told, i don't think i want you dealing with a threat like this. in fact, i might not come back. "

" just, don't wait up for me, kiddo. "
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 PM
" while that does sound like a great job, i've already got my hands filled with my job as guard, with my bro. "

" so, see ya. "
November 16, 2024 at 10:06 PM
" that'd be better than what i'm doin' right now, kiddo. but i do miss your mother, she's a *punny* lady. "
November 16, 2024 at 10:03 PM
" ehh, nah. not an energy drink guy. more of a *get enough sleep* guy. "

" as for the fight? this kid'll get what's coming to them. "
November 16, 2024 at 9:58 PM
" work? ehhh, to lazy to. infact, it's time for my break now. i'm headed to grillby's. "
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
" my my, what a *punny* guy! alright, you've tickled my *funny bone*, waddaya want with a *bag-o-bones* such as myself? "
November 16, 2024 at 9:30 PM
" *tibia* honest, i think you can stand them. i'd *rib* you on if i had the *backbone* to do it. "

[ Someone stop them, please. ]
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
" killing really ain't my whole shtick. despite what humans have done to us, i don't really feel like putting in all that effort into killing someone i don't even know. besides, i don't really got the "muscle" to do it. "

" but, thanks for finding me... interesting? i guess? "
November 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
" fight teenagers with no parental figures that want to do nothing more than wipe an entire race of creatures forced underground by the human race for merely existing because we have the ability to absorb human souls, which in turn scared the humans causing a whole war. "

" so, y'know. that. "
November 16, 2024 at 8:57 PM
" eh, never really had the *muscle* to *tussle*, if you could understand. "

[ Still not quite understanding the fundamental basics of a human, sans is, again, caught off guard. He really needs to be more aware of his surroundings. ]
November 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM
" uhhh... okay? "

[ Perplexed by the human's stretches, he's caught off-guard. There wouldn't be a better time to strike than now. ]
November 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
" for sure. "
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
" eh, whatever. it's not like i want your stinkin' dogs anyways. i can make my own whenever i like. "
November 15, 2024 at 7:59 PM
" you must think i'm pretty stupid, huh? "
November 15, 2024 at 7:54 PM
“ call as you see, they say. besides, why are you reading about mettaton being curvy? “

[ Give him a second to realize what Papyrus said at fir- ]

“ wait w h a t ? “
November 15, 2024 at 7:01 PM
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM
“ welp, i tried. don’t care to put in the effort to such an easy problem. “
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM