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Randers
@bagmitten.bsky.social
I’m in the garden and I’m eating all the dirt
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See this? Wrote this OC backstory back in grade 7. Seen a lot of action, 9 paragraphs, spellcheck ALWAYS off.
Finally getting to my most anticipated chapter to write in this story. Cannot understate how much I’ve looked forward to this. Detailed chapter plan as below:
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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If you are doing a NaNoWriMo — NArrative Novel about Orville WRIght’s MOustache — please post regular updates.
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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happy nanowrimo [time of year] also fuck nanowrimo [organization]
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Superdrug are discontinuing the facial cleanser I use, not sure I have the kind of autism that can handle this
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Told me old boss that I might do (new, unofficial) NaNoWriMo and so now I have to do it or I’m gonna be soooooooooooooo embarrassed booboo the fool
October 28, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I have nothing but hate in my heart for James Cameron today just fyi. He’s pissing me off
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I love yawning!!!! The doctor says I need to be Careful though
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I think this period romance needs more suicide.
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Shifting into James Cameron’s avatar mode again soon btw
October 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me when I clock into my job and get asked if I’m ready to do my job that I was hired to do
September 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy birthday baby girl 💖
September 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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The shooting of Charlie Kirk was the 46th school shooting of the year. The 47th one happened moments afterwards. www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I can’t wait to go to IKEA and microdose bankruptcy by buying wardrobes
September 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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you gotta look at it from an oblique angle
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When I offer to go buy someone a sweet treat and now I can buy myself a sweet treat too
August 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Joe: so what’s the actual plot of the story you’re writing?

Me:
August 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Sorry I haven't been present I don't really do that
July 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ginger every time Andy opens his mouth btw.
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
beautiful woman and her plot advancement tool 💖💖💖
June 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Happy pride month, may all your jokers be polychrome
June 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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bastard ate it
gale's got a gun
June 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING SENTENCE will be written on my goddamn gravestone
May 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Every man in my life is my enemy. Except Joe
May 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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gale's got a gun
May 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM