@bagelsnfox.bsky.social
Tryna get a bag for the legal defense fund 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Tryna get a bag for the legal defense fund 🤣
They honored them with the most 1997 jeans possible
August 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
They honored them with the most 1997 jeans possible
Appreciate the level of petty you have to be to get an article published in the Atlantic after getting fucked over by the Pacific
May 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Appreciate the level of petty you have to be to get an article published in the Atlantic after getting fucked over by the Pacific
Forgot I was actually supposed to post this stuff permanently somewhere
May 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Forgot I was actually supposed to post this stuff permanently somewhere
Fuck it we’ll post some here too
April 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fuck it we’ll post some here too
Still, things go on over there.
November 24, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Still, things go on over there.
@rev-avocado.bsky.social is a sockpuppet account for the great ennui of 1999
November 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
@rev-avocado.bsky.social is a sockpuppet account for the great ennui of 1999
Started googling “when were khakis” invented and Jesus Christ
September 30, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Started googling “when were khakis” invented and Jesus Christ
This will never happen, he’s a master of disguise.
May 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
This will never happen, he’s a master of disguise.
Thought it was this
March 19, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Thought it was this
If you put his picture in an AI and asked it to come up with a quote this is what it would be
March 2, 2024 at 3:59 AM
If you put his picture in an AI and asked it to come up with a quote this is what it would be
I know they said they kicked him out because he was psyched about having a gun but you can’t tell me it wasn’t the goatee
February 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I know they said they kicked him out because he was psyched about having a gun but you can’t tell me it wasn’t the goatee
Not to be alarmist but they are about to execute my order
February 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Not to be alarmist but they are about to execute my order
This is serious Let’s Remember Some Guys XI
January 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
This is serious Let’s Remember Some Guys XI
Real Hollywood power is getting the word “Legendary” in front of Tony Danza’s name in the chyron
January 3, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Real Hollywood power is getting the word “Legendary” in front of Tony Danza’s name in the chyron
Get his ass, Aggie
December 15, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Get his ass, Aggie
Anyway, here’s the total with 7 bucks worth of rewards cashed in + a Grubhub+ discount + a 20% tip in Maryland.
December 14, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Anyway, here’s the total with 7 bucks worth of rewards cashed in + a Grubhub+ discount + a 20% tip in Maryland.
We do not talk enough about the dog that was fired from Alien 3 for not being scary enough
December 13, 2023 at 1:43 AM
We do not talk enough about the dog that was fired from Alien 3 for not being scary enough
Right now, there are still only an estimated global 3400 searches, with the increase very likely attributed to, well, her showing up to the Jets game. The top 2 results are exactly the same btw. The rest are minor differences, mostly articles about her use of the jet or this dumb conspiracy theory.
December 6, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Right now, there are still only an estimated global 3400 searches, with the increase very likely attributed to, well, her showing up to the Jets game. The top 2 results are exactly the same btw. The rest are minor differences, mostly articles about her use of the jet or this dumb conspiracy theory.
Just ftr, the "Taylor Swift shows up to the Jets game as an SEO strategy to bury her private jet's carbon emissions" is the dumbest story. In September, there were only 1400 searches for "Taylor Swift Jets" in the ENTIRE WORLD.
December 6, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Just ftr, the "Taylor Swift shows up to the Jets game as an SEO strategy to bury her private jet's carbon emissions" is the dumbest story. In September, there were only 1400 searches for "Taylor Swift Jets" in the ENTIRE WORLD.
Using only a restaurant tell us where you went to college.
(LMAO it’s true tho)
(LMAO it’s true tho)
November 29, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Using only a restaurant tell us where you went to college.
(LMAO it’s true tho)
(LMAO it’s true tho)
I know it’s not like, a problem, but why did she have hubcaps and license plates? Where did she get them? What did her parents think about it?
November 20, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I know it’s not like, a problem, but why did she have hubcaps and license plates? Where did she get them? What did her parents think about it?